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Having sex with men.
4.Write a book on a famous jewish film director....
1. Train for a marathon
2. Give up the fags and booze
3. Enter mastermind
4.Write a book on a famous jewish film director....
Having sex with me.
Stealing ladies underwear from washing lines.
Either that or bike saddle sniffing.
Even if you're banned, you can still read it, can't you?
So, er, do that...
Go up to random people in the street and tell them your problems?
Go around correcting the spelling and grammer for writings on the back of toilet doors.
See how far you can get a train without asking anyone how to get there.
Wank.