Buy an out of date waggon wheel from the East Terrace "catering" hut!!
Have 50 Millwall fans in masks standing behind you and barking angry police dogs in front of you when just 10 years old and thinking that a police dog bite was safer than being near the Millwall lot!
Standing on a crate (purpose built as we were posh) at the back of the South West terrace
Wearing a scarf round your wrist and not looking a complete fool (as loads of others did it!!!)
Climb over the wall at the SE point and get in the South stand....
And if that failed watch the last 20 minutes for free when the gates opened.
Use a rattle.
buy a jackpot ticket and wait for the guy with the board to walk around the ground to see if you had won.
then jeer at the guy to get out off the way so you could see the bloody game
When heading south down Goldstone Lane after the game, do a runner into the South Stand seats to exit via the South West corner to escape the pursuing Leeds fans.......only to find more of the buggers in Newtown Road, doh!