2011 World's Hardest Creature Competition- NOMINATIONS THREAD

[turienzo's lovechild]

anything extinct is NOT allowed

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

yeah i'll second the cape buffalo

bloody love those beasts

 

[Marc]

we should have an Extinct Hardest Creatures aswell

 

[Meade's Ball]

The cassowary has form, yes, but has no history of throwing puppeteer from roof. The scheming, face-chewing Emu.

I'm pocket-sized and cuddly. I have a crazy name and pretend to be your slipper. You think i'm friendly to be with and the sort of beast you'd give to a child. Wrong. I will poison your children and then feign innocence. Hahaha! I am the platypus!

 

[Silent Bob]

It's basically going to be the same animals as every year isn't it?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Let's not forget the wolf.

 

[gullshark]

The MANTIS SHRIMP.

These little blighters pack a punch that can smash through the shells of crustaceans and even go through the glass of the tank itself!

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[Kazenga <3]

I nominate Adam El-Abd

 

[Tomo1794]

ill second the crazy hamster

 

[Tomo1794]

can i nominate meg

 

[brightonrock]

The MANTIS SHRIMP.

These little blighters pack a punch that can smash through the shells of crustaceans and even go through the glass of the tank itself!

Seconded. Double hard bastard, looks like something out of Star Wars.


The Stonefish
Maybe Stonefish would never win a beauty contest, but it would definitely win the top prize for being “The World Most Venomous Fish”. Its venom causes such a severe pain that the victims of its sting want the affected limb to be amputated. It is described as the worst pain known to man. It is accompanied with possible shock, paralysis, and tissue death. If not given medical attention within a couple of hours It can be fatal to humans. Stonefish stores its toxins in gruesome-looking spines that are designed to hurt would-be predators. Stonefish mostly live above the tropic of Capricorn, often found in the shallow tropical marine waters of the Pacific and Indian oceans, ranging from the Red Sea to the Queensland Great Barrier Reef.

Ugly Bastard. Check. Worst pain known to man. Check. Shallow water whilst disguised as a rock. Check.


Brazilian Wandering Spider

The Brazilian Wandering Spider (Phoneutria) or banana spider appears in the Guinness Book of World Records 2007 for the most venomous spider and is the spider responsible for most human deaths. This spider is believed to have the most potent neurotoxic venom of any living spider. They are also so dangerous because of their wandering nature. They often hide during daytime in highly populated areas inside houses, clothes, boots, and cars. Its venomous bite causes not only intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism – uncomfortable erections lasting for many hours that lead to impotence.

So hard it gives you a BONER.

 

[SUIYHP]

I nominate the Human race

Can kill anything, outsmart anything, they can destroy forests, kill the most dangerous of animals with ease using the right tools, can kill everything at any given moment, including themselves. And the bastards are EVERYWHERE.

 

[Snoop Dogg]

Silverback Gorilla...

Seconded

 

[HseagullsH]

we should have an Extinct Hardest Creatures aswell

Extinct animals are not HARD. If they were, they'd have defended themselves a little better and continued their existence!

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Black Mamba
Perhaps the most feared snake, if not the most dangerous, the Black Mamba is highly venomous and can reach 14 feet in length. They are known to live in close proximity to humans in Africa, and are very aggressive. While some snakes may be more venomous, the Mamba has had the most encounters with humans and thus pose a greater threat.

 

[Sam Ovett]

Extinct animals are not HARD. If they were, they'd have defended themselves a little better and continued their existence!

Like Nessie?

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Inland Taipan
Native to Australia, these rare snakes have the most poisonous venom in the world. A single bite allegedly has enough venom to kill 100 people.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

last years suprised package: the asian black (moon) bear

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Australian Brown Snake
The largest Venomous snake in Australia, one 1/14,000 of an ounce of their venom is enough to kill a person. These snakes are fast and very aggressive, making them very dangerous for humans.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

last years suprised package: the asian black (moon) bear

seconded