Stupid things women say

[tonymgc]

This morning my girlfriend asked me if her outfit made her look too much like a pirate

Anyone else been asked any equally odd questions

And no she wasn't carrying a cutlass, wearing an eye patch or being accompanied by a parrot

 

[Nappy thrower]

This morning my girlfriend asked me if her outfit made her look too much like a pirate

Anyone else been asked any equally odd questions

And no she wasn't carrying a cutlass, wearing an eye patch or being accompanied by a parrot

Make sure she doesn't tell you to walk the plank.

 

[desprateseagull]

wow, never knew Israeli stormtrooper was this year's look!

 

[The screamer]

"how do they turn the train around? surely they doesnt drive the train backwards?"

 

[Superphil]

Just change the thread title to " women say stupid things" and there you have it.

 

[The screamer]

"whats the offside rule?"

 

[Foolg]

"Why isnt Jamie Redknapp in the World Cup squad, i thought he was quite good." from the mother yesterday.

 

[bhafc22]

4chan - Banned

 

[Lush]

"I do"

 

[Lush]

This morning my girlfriend asked me if her outfit made her look too much like a pirate

Anyone else been asked any equally odd questions

And no she wasn't carrying a cutlass, wearing an eye patch or being accompanied by a parrot

Is she quite hefty and wearing a black and white striped T shirt with black trousers? Then yes.

 

[Superphil]

"I do"

nice one Lush haha. But then they shouldn't ask in the first place.

 

[The screamer]

met up with my ex from 2 years ago this weekend, her myself and two of my friends went for a drink having a bit of banter about when we use to date, then she completely changes the atmosphere with...
"i was just relieved we weren't going out anymore"

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Her: 'Who are you playing tonight?'

Me: 'Sheffield Wednesday'

Her: 'But it's Tuesday?'

 

[The screamer]

"you got beatten by leeds? haha arent they really shit?"

 

[lighthouse]

Is she quite hefty and wearing a black and white striped T shirt with black trousers? Then yes.

the wooden leg and hook are a bit of a give away as well

 

[emphyrian]

took the wife to Leeds festival a few years ago. She looked at the map and saw a sign for the 'signing tent'.

"thats brilliant they even look after the deaf people"

i fell about laughing and once i caught my breathe explained that the bands go there to sign stuff for people.

we do this every year at the festivals now

 

[Stat Brother]

We've had this week off.
Gardening is not high on my 'must do' list, so I mow the lawn and walk away.

Wifey decides she wants to move stuff about to create YET another border, the only thing stopping her is some big forsythia thing.

The root ball was massive, I didn't want to dig it out, but sure enough that's what I find myself doing.
After an hour of sweaty toil, she ambles over and says:-

'you've got more patience than me, I'd have given up on that ages ago'.

Well least I've been able to extend the patio!

 

[Chicken Runner61]

"Do you want to go out for dinner next Saturday"

 

[Spun Cuppa]

"Do you want to go out for dinner next Saturday"

 

[Spun Cuppa]

This morning my girlfriend asked me if her outfit made her look too much like a pirate

Anyone else been asked any equally odd questions

And no she wasn't carrying a cutlass, wearing an eye patch or being accompanied by a parrot

Don't they start doing odd things when they're up the duff?