Things you dread to hear from your girlfriend/spouse

[Notters]

My sister's getting married in Yorkshire on August 6th 2011.

 

[Easy 10]

I don't like this wallpaper any more...

 

[theonesmith]

I don't like this wallpaper any more...

 

[Deleted User X18H]

My sister's getting married in Yorkshire on August 6th 2011.

As it stands you'll miss Pride then.

 

[Monsieur Le Plonk]

'Do you have your cheque book on you darling?'

 

[little al]

Can you help me with the shopping?

 

[Ding Dong !]

My sister's getting married in Yorkshire on August 6th 2011.

Oh dear, you are just going to have to say ' You are not my sister anymore, therefore there is no reason for me to be at the wedding '.........OK !!!

 

[Tooting Gull]

'Nothing's the matter'.

 

[Wilko]

'It's Fine'

 

[Gwylan]

Does this dress look all right on me?

What are you thinking about right now?

How much money is in the account right now?

 

[Tooting Gull]

'I've been thinking about some jobs that need doing'.

 

[Marshy]

Your brother is better looking than you..

 

[Mr Banana]

'It's Fine'

That one wins, but also "don't worry about it" - followed by a full stop or a pointedly missing "x" if it's in a text.

 

[User removed 4]

I will tell you something that makes you simultaneously happy and sad..................... you've got the biggest cock out of all your mates

 

[brighton_girl87]

That one wins, but also "don't worry about it" - followed by a full stop or a pointedly missing "x" if it's in a text.

 

[BHAFC4EVER]

' My back is really sore can you give me a back rub'

 

[bhaexpress]

I'm late

 

[sam86]

'We need to talk'

 

[Dave the OAP]

No really, its ok

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Have you got something to tell me?

Followed by your mind logically thinking no, clearly ... no and your face going red and your feet start reenacting a shortened version of riverdance