Jesus is back. And you can ask him any one question...

[IKDRF]

Mine would be...


Why do people live in Peacehaven?

 

[beorhthelm]

why does God not eradicate poverty and disease: is it because he cannot do so or doesn't wish to?

 

[IKDRF]

why does God not eradicate poverty and disease: is it because he cannot do so or doesn't wish to.

He's gonna get back to us on that one.....

 

[Notters]

Why did you design Ian Dowie's face to look like that?!

 

[rcf0712]

lotto / lottery numbers please?

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

God doesn't exist, so how come you claim to be Jesus?

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

When will i, will i be famous?

 

[skipper734]

God doesn't exist, so how come you claim to be Jesus?

If God doesn't exist, you are probably talking to the Nutter on the bus.

 

[Trufflehound]

Why did you lick the bowling ball?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

 

[Curious Orange]

Do you consider yourself as Jewish, Christian or Muslim?

 

[Rookie]

this life thing what is that all about

 

[Monkey Man]

Assuming there were two anteaters on the ark, how many ants were onboard?

 

[backson]

Who's your daddy?

 

[wellquickwoody]

I hear your mum was a virgin, can I have her phone number?

 

[Tooting Gull]

In your view, who are the real 'splitters'?

 

[severnside gull]

are door mats in Brighton council flats really a hazard?

 

[PHCgull]

when are the fixtures out?

 

[The Spanish]

Mine would be...


Why do people live in Peacehaven?

if jesus came back now he would probably live in peacehaven. that was the whole point of jesus. he would not be living in clifton terrace or hanover moaning about school places. he would be in the meridian centre handing out leaflets.

 

[porkypie]

Any chance of some decent music at withdean?