Things that have happened,that make you think im too old for this.............

[Insel affe]

Mine was a few years back i went to see the Stray Cats in Brixton. One of there hits back in the day was sexy and seventeen.

Which was a classic teenage rockabilly rebel type song.
However having not seen the Stray cats for approx 10 odd years and even that was a reform thingymebob.

Im not sure what i expected untill they stormed on stage to Brian Setzer (40+) screaming......... " I a'int gonna school no more " and then the beat kicked in and Slim jim phantom (40+)screamed back "me neither"....... and the music kicked in.

I went to the toilet, looked long and hard at myself and thought........ what the feck am i doing"

I still go to gigs and will continue to, however from that moment on i have tried not to look like a sad old rockabilly whos lost his pride aswell as his hair.

When did (if you have) you have one of those oh my god moments ?

 

[Hiney]

The Dads race at my childrens Primary School a couple of years ago

Pulled both hamstrings and nearly fainted.

f***ing nightmare

 

[Easy 10]

The Dads race at my childrens Primary School a couple of years ago

Pulled both hamstrings and nearly fainted.

f***ing nightmare

Details Hiney, details. This tale needs FAR more flesh on the bones.

 

[herbicide]

I used to drive a '62 Vauxhall Cresta.

 

[alan partridge]

The Dads race at my childrens Primary School a couple of years ago

Pulled both hamstrings and nearly fainted.

f***ing nightmare

Brilliant

 

[sydney]

went to see daftpunk in perth last year , $170 a ticket.....saw the support acts but have no memory of daftpunk whatsoever... apparently lent against the sound tower gurnin'/grinning for 2 hours (sad)

 

[Marc]

hanging outside schools smoking a fag with a leather jacket & shades on pretending to be COOL!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Finding out my wife is pregnant and I have to go through the whole thing again WITHOUT upsetting the older one (feeling unloved etc)

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Going to a rave in the mid-90's & having a group of young sorts in the chill-out area referring to me as 'mum'..

 

[Titanic]

Reading much of NSC recently.

 

[Dave the OAP]

sitting down the front of the H block on Tuesday night listening to the racist and abusive comments made by the yoof behind.

I just sat there thinking..." I am too old to sit an listen to this "

 

[Twinkle Toes]

sitting down the front of the H block on Tuesday night listening to the racist and abusive comments made by the yoof behind.

I just sat there thinking..." I am too old to sit an listen to this "

Ain't that the truth!

Btw hon, what sort of racist crap were the wee shits coming out with (as I have to confess that I thankfully didn't hear any meself)?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Ain't that the truth!

Btw hon, what sort of racist crap were the wee shits coming out with (as I have to confess that I thankfully didn't hear any meself)?

It hit a low when one of them shouted out when the ref didnt give a free kick

"...you f***ing Jew..."

You couldn't make it up

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

surfin for pornography on the interweb thingy...i'm 39 and i just can't be arsed anymore. my life has been taken over by mortgages, teenagers, beer and watching a misfiring footy team. i really cant be bothered to look for filthy sluts anymore....im too old for it...

 

[magoo]

hanging outside schools smoking a fag with a leather jacket & shades on pretending to be COOL!

you loved that caretakers job didn't you...

 

[skipper734]

Taking my son into some place or other and a women offering him something, and adding "and would your Grandfather like some too."
Fair doose I am old enough to be his Grandfather.

 

[CheeseRolls]

Every Sunday morning in the winter - Officially the Sunday League's slowest left back

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I was watching Babe Station. There was this gorgeous girl in a skimpy little French maid's outfit, pushing a vac around, bending over provocatively. And as her little skirt rode up, exposing her lovely little bottom with the little strip of black material covering her crack, all I could think was:
"I used to have a Hoover like that one."

 

[Twinkle Toes]

It hit a low when one of them shouted out when the ref didnt give a free kick

"...you f***ing Jew..."

You couldn't make it up

Now you mention it, I do remember. I recall thinking to myself: Did I just hear somebody actually shout that out? Absolutely pathetic behaviour. Mind you, I expect the lil' scrote's 'mates' found it hilarious, so that makes everything ok..

 

[The Large One]

League referees being younger than me now.

Once upon a time, they were all 46 years old, had brylcreemed, combed back, thinning hair, and were austere, aldermanic figures who earned a respectable wage as headmasters or bank managers in real life. Now they're fully-coiffured ponces who, if they had a day job, would probably be recruitment consultants or fluffers.