Office Secret Santa

[Common as Mook]

What would you get the office fitty who was also as thick as two short planks?

 

[Buzzer]

Pop along to Pussy in Sydney Street and get something a bit twee for her.

I got someone those Top Tramps cards for Secret Santa last year from there. Like Top Trumps but it's Tramps). Not twee, I know but I wasn't getting them for totty.

alternatively, the ladies go bananas for that homemade soap stuff. Is that shop Lush still open by the taxi tank by the Pavilion?

 

[BrightonBiatch]

blonde hair dye.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Any suggestions for the office Palace supporter?

 

[Jordy]

A dildo??

 

[Dave the OAP]

I drew the boy racer last year and bought him a lego police car with the police man holding a speed gun.

We all thought it was funny, but he just swore profusely.

he is a wanker though

 

[CHAPPERS]

Depends if you want to f*** her or not.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Sanitary towels?

 

[Common as Mook]

Sanitary towels?

Winner so far.

Yeah, f***ing her would be good but I would also like to see her hugely embarrased because she really is pig ignorant and thick as f***.

Key aspect to this is SECRET.

 

[Jordy]

Vagisal or some other fanny creme, what's that one for thrush?

 

[sam86]

*wonders if who ever landed you in your office is asking a similar question on their forum*

 

[Common as Mook]

*wonders if who ever landed you in your office is asking a similar question on their forum*

I'd agree with the office fitty part of my original post if that was the case

 

[MJsGhost]

Vagisal or some other fanny creme, what's that one for thrush?

Canestan!

 

[sam86]

I'd agree with the office fitty part of my original post if that was the case

"a'ight, office santa, only got fuckin common as mook didnt aye! blokes a fuckin minger, bit smart tho. wat shall I get? i aint gotta scooby"

- Fit, but thick blonde from Common as Mook's office.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Get her the towels man, the beauty of it is, she might give 'em back to you - used.

 

[strings]

Is there a spending limit?

 

[Common as Mook]

Is there a spending limit?

£5.00

 

[strings]

Get some of the erotic dice from Ann Summers

 

[CHAPPERS]

£5? You can't get ANYTHING good for a fiver.

 

[Seagull73]

£5? You can't get ANYTHING good for a fiver.

You reckon?

Turn left at the bottom of North Street, her name is Saggy Sal.. oh.. you mean presents, yes of course

No no you're right you can't get anything decent for a fiver.