LIly Allen - Classy...

[desprateseagull]

 

[Trigger]

She's getting ready for my DONG.

 

[acrossthepond]

You would , wouldn't you?

 

[xenophon]

No thanks

 

[Mellotron]

Not in a million years.

 

[Easy 10]

Yeah right.
Lily Allen throws off the sheets to reveal herself in a nice little two-piece lingerie job, sucks her index finger and begs you to join her, and your answer would be:

"not in a million years love"

Come on. Alright, she's not a STUNNA by any means, but she's not too shabby either.

 

[Springal]

I'd love to go balls deep on her all day longggggg

 

[strings]

I would like to remind any non-belivers oif the pictures of Lily on this thread... not too shabby indeed:

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?t=151492&highlight=lily+allen

 

[The Wizard]

I Would.
I Actually quite like her music as well, at least she writes it all HERSELF.

 

[Normal Rob]

Wouldn't touch her with a bargepole - but i think she's fit as!

the reason for not going near her is that I'd last about 30 seconds and about a week later there'd be a f***ing song about it!

 

[Garage_Doors]

I'd love to go balls deep on her all day longggggg

Balls in, or balls out ?

 

[xenophon]

I'll still say "no thanks"

 

[Uncle C]

The two sides of Lilly Allen.

If you married it, have a guess at which one you would wake up next to?

 

[Mellotron]

Blimey some of you are very easily blinded by something probably best termed as;

"caked in make up".

I'll take a naturally attractive girl over the monstrosity above thanks very much.

I repeat - Not in a million years.

 

[vitusvivi]

NOT WAY!!! Stick with what i've got thank you very much.

 

[The Wizard]

NOT WAY!!! Stick with what i've got thank you very much.

 

[e77]

In fairness, she probably wouldn't fancy 95% of the people on here!

 

[Don Quixote]

As 95% of them are pervy old men that's why.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Just think of where her fist has been before.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

I really love the idea that we really think we'd say no to Miss Allen, I would say no of course, I'm married, but otherwise I'd be half way across her without the bat of an eyelid! (or is that because I'm married?)