Fancy dress help needed

[bristolseagull]

Ok, mates birthday next week and the fancy dress theme is 'controversial' i need something quick, easy and cheap............

ideas please


(was thinking of going as mohammed the bear- but is proving a bit pricey)

 

[bhaexpress]

Go wearing a condom over your nostrils and when asked what you are say 'f*** knows'.

 

[Titanic]

...(was thinking of going as mohammed the bear- but is proving a bit pricey)

are the Fancy Dress shops propheteering then ?

 

[Titanic]

You could always resort to the old 'premature ejaculation' option...

 

[bhaexpress]

You could always resort to the old 'premature ejaculation' option...

Come again ?

 

[Woodchip]

You could always go as a Nazi. Pop down the army surpus store grab some green camo gear, then make some swaztika armbands. Very cheap.

 

[bristolseagull]

You could always go as a Nazi. Pop down the army surpus store grab some green camo gear, then make some swaztika armbands. Very cheap.

yeah, thats what im thinking- my mate is jewish so it makes it even more amusing,

confirmed costumes from friends are:

twin towers

holly and jessica

fred west

 

[Titanic]

Madeleine ?

 

[Titanic]

Dr Harold Shipman ?

 

[Titanic]

Steve McLaren ?

 

[hart's shirt]

...or you could always go as a dyslexic gynacologist by taking along different types of vinegar.


I would suggest wearing Nazi uniform, but it's probably not controversial enough these days with royalty wearing it.

 

[Titanic]

Harriet Harman ?

 

[bristolseagull]

Madeleine ?

there's going to be a 'where's maddy?' wall ala where's wally?

 

[Titanic]

Gary Glitter ?

 

[Titanic]

there's going to be a 'where's maddy?' wall ala where's wally?

That's nice.

 

[Titanic]

A suicide bomber, with a backpack full of chapati flour ?

 

[Titanic]

Jean Charles De Menezes ? (perhaps a Brazilian shirt with bullet holes / blood stains ?)

 

[Titanic]

The 6th Spice Girl... Old Spice ?

 

[Titanic]

God I'm bored!

 

[bristolseagull]

A suicide bomber, with a backpack full of chapati flour ?

like that