[Humour] Punchlines that don't need the build up

[WATFORD zero]

Don't tell him Pike
Nice Tits, where do you want the blinds ?
Brace yourself Rodney
These are small, but those are far away... Small, far away

 

[Jack Straw]

To get to the other side.

 

[nevergoagain]

No emoji necessary ?

 

[Weststander]

Nice beaver.

 

[AmexRuislip]

We're going to need a bigger boat!

 

[Weststander]

Selhurst Park redevelopment.

 

[Pevenseagull]

And I'm a locksmith

 

[beorhthelm]

well it tastes like a prawn.

 

[studio150]

Tis only a flesh wound
No one expects the Spanish incusition

 

[Albion my Albion]

Death cannot stop true love. ..

 

[PTC Gull]

Four candles

 

[jcdenton08]

Which was nice

 

[raymondo]

He's from Barcelona

 

[raymondo]

The Samaritans were busy, dear

 

[raymondo]

knowing me, knowing you...aha!

 

[Hamilton]

He won’t sell much ice cream going at that speed.

 

[Hamilton]

I am playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order.

 

[Hamilton]

What have the Roman’s ever done for us?
Splitter!
We found this spoon.
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
Are there any women here?

(And every other line in the Life of Brian)

 

[Flounce]

Pretentious, moi?

 

[Hamilton]

Tea Ern?