[Football] Asier Villalibre

[Swansman]

Striker playing for Athletic Bilbao. Also plays trumpet. Must Sign Player.

 

[peterward]

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Striker playing for Athletic Bilbao. Also plays trumpet. Must Sign Player.

Director of football job up for grabs.

Not sure the club's algorithms include brass instrument abilities. Barber will be impressed

 

[Eeyore]

Athletic Bilbao's non scoring striker. Sing him up.

 

[Jack Straw]

True story: I was recruiting gardeners a while ago as part of my job. As I read through the completed job application forms, on one, I got to the bit where it asked for previous experience. This person had written, "I have no gardening experience whatsover, but I can play the trumpet."
He didn't get an interview!

 

[Mr Bridger]

True story: I was recruiting gardeners a while ago as part of my job. As I read through the completed job application forms, on one, I got to the bit where it asked for previous experience. This person had written, "I have no gardening experience whatsover, but I can play the trumpet."
He didn't get an interview!

Least if he finds any weeds he can “root-it-ooot”

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I wasn't aware Romesh Ranagnathan had become a professional footballer.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

True story: I was recruiting gardeners a while ago as part of my job. As I read through the completed job application forms, on one, I got to the bit where it asked for previous experience. This person had written, "I have no gardening experience whatsover, but I can play the trumpet."
He didn't get an interview!

Were you only looking for experience with tubers?

 

[Super Steve Earle]

True story: I was recruiting gardeners a while ago as part of my job. As I read through the completed job application forms, on one, I got to the bit where it asked for previous experience. This person had written, "I have no gardening experience whatsover, but I can play the trumpet."
He didn't get an interview!

When I 'recruited' our new window cleaner, I soon found out he plays sax!

 

[Super Steve Earle]

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Striker playing for Athletic Bilbao. Also plays trumpet. Must Sign Player.

I thought you'd accidentally started the Aston Villa thread in Swedish!

 

[The Optimist]

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Striker playing for Athletic Bilbao. Also plays trumpet. Must Sign Player.

Why is he must sign? What are his strengths?

 

[Surf's Up]

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Striker playing for Athletic Bilbao. Also plays trumpet. Must Sign Player.

Also likes the odd cerveza judging by the cut of his jib!!

 

[Swansman]

Why is he must sign? What are his strengths?

From the 2 minutes of research I made yesterday, it is mainly the beard and the trumpet... which is good enough for me.

Highlight reel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JatAnQvcTl0

For me he would complement Welbeck and Maupay as none of them appears to be playing trumpet.

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

True story: I was recruiting gardeners a while ago as part of my job. As I read through the completed job application forms, on one, I got to the bit where it asked for previous experience. This person had written, "I have no gardening experience whatsover, but I can play the trumpet."
He didn't get an interview!

Presumably a job-seeking trumpeter who had to prove to the jobs office that he was seeking jobs, despite the fact that jobs for trumpeters are generally thin on the ground. I think if I was in that position I'd be writing much the same!

 

[bhafc99]

Also likes the odd cerveza judging by the cut of his jib!!

I assume Villalibre possibly means "free house", so his surname might as well be "Pub".

 

[zefarelly]

I assume Villalibre possibly means "free house", so his surname might as well be "Pub".

Judging by the ridiculous hipster follicular growth It's literal translation is probably more like 'craft ale tap house'

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Presumably a job-seeking trumpeter who had to prove to the jobs office that he was seeking jobs, despite the fact that jobs for trumpeters are generally thin on the ground. I think if I was in that position I'd be writing much the same!

Also, what if they turn out to be a tad modest? It can be almost impossible to get trumpet work if you are too self-effacing.

 

[AmexRuislip]

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Striker playing for Athletic Bilbao. Also plays trumpet. Must Sign Player.

Did Brian Blessed do any theatre work in Spain

 

[maltaseagull]

Director of football job up for grabs.

Not sure the club's algorithms include brass instrument abilities. Barber will be impressed

We signed a striker who was also a DJ and that went well..............................................

 

[BNthree]

We signed a striker who was also a DJ and that went well..............................................

Thought he was more a DJ that played football on the side.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

Why is he must sign? What are his strengths?

That beard. Covers up his weak chin.