[Albion] Cleanest Fans

[banjo]

https://apple.news/AaI7W1ICaT0-oh8Xe69NzCA
Brighton fans voted cleanest in the league.

 

[wigman]

What a load of crap.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

And the dirtiest - Leeds?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Must be all that douching and sea salt.

 

[SuperFurrySeagull]

I think we're being confused with Bright & Hoover Albion

 

[SuperFurrySeagull]

I think we're being confused with Bright & Hoover Albion

...I think there are busses still running at this time of night...

 

[BN9 BHA]

The Sun

 

[The Clamp]

Who the **** has less than three showers a week! ?

 

[Is it PotG?]

Who the **** has less than three showers a week! ?

#savetheplanetwithlessshowergel

 

[swindonseagull]

I thought no one read the Sun?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Boo ...

 

[dadams2k11]

They fans around me allways smell nice. There is often a whiff of different fragrances, male and female, that float past my nose.

I always have a shower on match day* and wear my Armani aftershave.

*I don't only shower on match days, I shower every day as part of my cold water therapy.

 

[The Clamp]

Perfumed ponce

 

[The Clamp]

It’s a quote form Withnail before anyone gets bent out of shape.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Thought the Geordies would be cleaner than that, or does standing around topless in the rain not count as a proper wash now?

 

[super-seagulls]

Perfumed ponce

What f*cker said that?

 

[The Clamp]

What f*cker said that?

I called him a ponce and now I’m calling you one. Ponce.

Etc etc

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I would have thought that Polish fans are a shining example.
Or the fans of Sheen Lions FC perhaps.

 

[super-seagulls]

I called him a ponce and now I’m calling you one. Ponce.

Etc etc

I have a heart condition, if you hit me it’ll be murder….


I think I missed a line, you win.

 

[el punal]

My Grandson’s Views

I couldn’t go to the Leeds game on Saturday but my son in law and my 13 year old grandson, Harry, went instead. Harry gave me a potted version of his impressions of the day. It went something like this :

We should have won the game by halftime

It was a disappointing and frustrating result

Leeds fans celebrated at the end as if they had won the Champions League (again!)

Leeds fans are homophobic

At Brighton station a Leeds fan behaved like a tw*t (my words!) looning around with no shirt on chanting “Yerksheer! Yerksheer!”

Is that a fair description of things that happened?