Dear Chris,
We need to talk about Leon.
Let's get one thing straight - we are Brighton & Hove Albion, not Real Madrid. We are a relatively small, if surprisingly well-supported, football club that has spent most of its 114 year life knocking around the nether regions of the Football League.
Forty-six clubs, exactly half of the magic 92, have enjoyed time in the Premier League. Those clubs include the likes of Barnsley, Bradford City, Oldham Athletic, Swindon Town, Wimbledon and even Portsmouth. Yes, even bloody Portsmouth strutted their stuff for the Sky cameras. Not us though. Not little old Brighton & Hove Albion. We've yet to sip from the golden cup served at football's top table.
The point I'm trying to make is we don't have any particular delusions of grandeur. We don't expect to see Ronaldo and Messi plying their trade at The Amex. We know that's not going to happen.
What we do expect though is a bit of effort from those in the stripes. Lots of effort in fact. We know that when, upon arrival in Sussex, Leon Best was pictured holding up the Albion shirt he wasn't thinking "This is it - now I've REALLY arrived". We're not stupid. This is a man who scored a Premier League hat-trick after all.
There must be a good footballer in there somewhere, surely. You've worked with him before, right? You know what he's about and is capable of. I'm afraid we've yet to see it. We've also not seen much in the way of desire, endeavour, hunger or appetite from someone you would hope feels he has something to prove: Leon's thirty-two games this season have yielded precisely zero goals. Even Jon Obika scores sometimes - we saw it with our own eyes.
If possible, please take him to Brighton Station and pop him on a train heading North. There's no need to be mean - give him a packed lunch - it's a long way after all, but make sure he gets on a train and doesn't jump off when you're not looking. Wish him all the best (see what I did there?) from us but tell him to not call us about next season, we'll call him. Only don't call him. Please don't call him. If "Leon Best" is the answer, the question is not "Who can spearhead a Championship promotion charge?"
I'm sorry I booed him last night and, despite what you said to the press, we were booing him. At football there are limited ways to express dissatisfaction.
So, please pop him on that train, and let's all move on from this sorry episode.
Thanks,
An Albion fan
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