[Misc] ‘Two left feet’

[Questions]

Rubbish saying. What if you are actually left footed.

 

[NooBHA]

They would be able to run rings round everyone

 

[AmexRuislip]

Rubbish saying. What if you are actually left footed.

Can you imagine Solly March with 2 left feet.
His dummies to the opposition would be a marvel to watch

 

[GT49er]

Rubbish saying. What if you are actually left footed.

Then if your other foot is also a left foot, you will be considerably disadvantaged. Just as a sop to the sensitivities of left footed people, two right feet would be something of a physical abnormality and disadvantage too.

 

[Questions]

Then if your other foot is also a left foot, you will be considerably disadvantaged. Just as a sop to the sensitivities of left footed people, two right feet would be something of a physical abnormality and disadvantage too.

But if your left foot is your best then you get another best foot ?

 

[GT49er]

But if your left foot is your best then you get another best foot ?

No, you'd over-balance - big toe and little toe the wrong way round.


It really would be a bona-fide disability.

 

[studio150]

And how would anyone with two left feet survive in the military when marching........Quick March...Left.....Right....Left...... they would be hopping along and totally out of step.

 

[Farehamseagull]

Is this the title of Gary Nelson's third book?

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Wasn’t the Brazilian wizard Garrincha in the 1960s reckoned to have two left feet? Had polio as a child or something…… but used his deformity well

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Can you imagine Solly March with 2 left feet.
His dummies to the opposition would be a marvel to watch

If there were such a saying as cack footed as opposed to cack handed, then that would be Solly.

Bless him.