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[Albion] "Tracksuit from Matalan"



Superphil

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BN9 BHA

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It just defies logic. I mean, all this is so 1990s and most folk have moved on.

Firstly, they look like idiots and just about everyone else except themselves can see it. Secondly, they don't seem to register that you get banned for acting like dicks these days.

I don't attend games now, is this the nose powder thing that they are talking about ?

What's Mark Noble doing in the middle ? New job with ICF ?

I don’t know as all can see in the photo is Billy Bunter that’s just come straight from the office, oh and the large water bottle, maybe he brought that with him. :lolol:
 






Dave the hatosaurus

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I don’t know as all can see in the photo is Billy Bunter that’s just come straight from the office, oh and the large water bottle, maybe he brought that with him. :lolol:

The water bottle struck me as the most incongruous thing in that picture . Several questions need answering , 1 was it photoshopped ? , 2 If not why does it appear as if no-one is looking at it ? 3 is it flying through the air or just lying there ? 4 if it is in motion which way is it going and who lobbed it ? and lastly 5 where the heck did it come from ?
 




Knocky's Nose

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Several questions need answering , 1 was it photoshopped ? , 2 If not why does it appear as if no-one is looking at it ? 3 is it flying through the air or just lying there ? 4 if it is in motion which way is it going and who lobbed it ? and lastly 5 where the heck did it come from ?

I used to ask myself the same questions about Jürgen Locadia. ???
 


Gabbafella

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The water bottle struck me as the most incongruous thing in that picture . Several questions need answering , 1 was it photoshopped ? , 2 If not why does it appear as if no-one is looking at it ? 3 is it flying through the air or just lying there ? 4 if it is in motion which way is it going and who lobbed it ? and lastly 5 where the heck did it come from ?

6 - Has the bottle top been removed for safety reasons?
 


Klaas

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Posted this before, but find it really, really weird when people do long protracted wan**er gestures.
Nothing wrong with a quick couple of shakes to show your displeasure with someone, but when you keep doing it and doing it and doing it, in front of a mostly male crowd, gets a bit creepy.
 




The Antikythera Mechanism

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The water bottle struck me as the most incongruous thing in that picture . Several questions need answering , 1 was it photoshopped ? , 2 If not why does it appear as if no-one is looking at it ? 3 is it flying through the air or just lying there ? 4 if it is in motion which way is it going and who lobbed it ? and lastly 5 where the heck did it come from ?

It’s the bottle from a water dispenser luzzed by the guy in white top, bottom right. The fat guy in the shirt and tie is cheering it on its way.
 


BN9 BHA

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The water bottle struck me as the most incongruous thing in that picture . Several questions need answering , 1 was it photoshopped ? , 2 If not why does it appear as if no-one is looking at it ? 3 is it flying through the air or just lying there ? 4 if it is in motion which way is it going and who lobbed it ? and lastly 5 where the heck did it come from ?

:lolol:
Need to see a video :smile: very good questions, I definitely am thinking about 4 and has it been thrown from the West Ham fans or at them.
 


Stat Brother

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So up next:-

Tracksuit from Matalan II.

Despite this being mine and Jnrs most called back event so far, this season, I have one question:-

'was Tracksuit away actually this season?'

It feels like sooooooooooooo long ago.
 




Happy Exile

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So up next:-

Tracksuit from Matalan II.

Despite this being mine and Jnrs most called back event so far, this season, I have one question:-

'was Tracksuit away actually this season?'

It feels like sooooooooooooo long ago.
Incredibly it was, though it does seem ages. Approximately 3,251,487 days ago in August.

A very happy summer day out

 


Guinness Boy

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So up next:-

Tracksuit from Matalan II.

Despite this being mine and Jnrs most called back event so far, this season, I have one question:-

'was Tracksuit away actually this season?'

It feels like sooooooooooooo long ago.
I know what you mean. I did Man U away for the weekend with my lad. After the game we were in a tram full of Utd from Salford, all of them moaning about Rashford and wondering if Ten Haag was worth the gamble. Fells like another lifetime (although, as I’m middle aged, it also feels like last week).
 


Stat Brother

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The only other thing I remember from the actual game was Groß taking ages to put his marker in the exact spot so he could Groß Turn him.
Us all "woooohhhooooooo" in the build up, followed by the customary cheer when it eventually arrived.


Marvellous.
 




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