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[Albion] Mods get a grip



Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003
NSC Patron
Jul 17, 2003
18,547
Valley of Hangleton
Bit of a chicken/egg situation here, I need an iPhone 12 to take the pic as my current phone hasn't got the necassery wide angle panoramic feature [emoji107]

Sent from my SM-G970F using Tapatalk

You shoul be ok as I’m sure your phone has a zoom facility [emoji23]


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Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
12,517
Brighton
we all need to a bit more vigilant on here and frankly the mods need to vet who is joining nsc.

please beware there is a new poster on here called albion countrywoman, she initially sends you a pm talking about the albion engaging you in football talk before asking you to send what the kids refer to a “dick pic” in exchange for a new iphone 12.

please don’t be lured into her sordid web, it was only an iphone 6 and the caps lock doesn’t work.

I sent her this and got nothing!

972026
 


TugWilson

I gotta admit that I`m a little bit confused
Dec 8, 2020
1,500
Dorset
I heard [MENTION=23111]Dougie[/MENTION] sent in his iphone 12 but she still hasn`t sent him his " Dick pic ":lolol:
 








Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,648
Here's one for Urban Dictionary:

COKIA (noun): Mobile phone given in exchange for dick pic.
 








Badger Boy

Mr Badger
Jan 28, 2016
3,656
I sent this. Still waiting for my phone.

Did she ask for a picture of a Mallard standing on Ainsley Harriott's head? My very real concern is how Ainsley is now, he appears to have been stuck underground for what was potentially a considerable period of time.

Or maybe it's Dion Dublin?
 


SeagullinExile

Well-known member
Sep 10, 2010
5,720
London
I'm still waiting for my new I Phone to arrive. Lying bitch.
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,895
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Did she ask for a picture of a Mallard standing on Ainsley Harriott's head? My very real concern is how Ainsley is now, he appears to have been stuck underground for what was potentially a considerable period of time.

Or maybe it's Dion Dublin?

Ainsley - what is he like! It could be Dion, getting the stairs up to the bedroom confused with the stairs down to the cellar?!!
 










Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
23,705
As a new poster myself, I would like to confirm that I am NOT looking to be sent any dick pics, just in case anybody was wandering

Oh, I'm not sure how to unsend.
 




sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,756
town full of eejits
Did she ask for a picture of a Mallard standing on Ainsley Harriott's head? My very real concern is how Ainsley is now, he appears to have been stuck underground for what was potentially a considerable period of time.

Or maybe it's Dion Dublin?

Errol Brown...??
 




Klaas

I've changed this
Nov 1, 2017
2,569


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