[Music] Mariah is NOT the Queen of Christmas

[Is it PotG?]

Mariah Carey's application to trademark the moniker "Queen of Christmas" has been denied by the US Patent and Trademark Office.

Sad news, sad news indeed.



Mariah Carey

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

I assumed Julian Clary had that title sewn up years ago...

 

[A1X]

Everyone knows it's Kirsty MacColl