[Humour] Joke du Jour

[essbee1]

Women are often named after animals and how awful is that.
Shes a hippo, she’s a minx.
I think men can be snakes .what am I on about…., you tell me

But then we can both be called foxes (cunning fox etc). I was called a 'cur' once.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks what he’ll be doing in a year.

The teller says, “I see you riding down Pennsylvania Avenue in a fancy limousine.

People on both sides of the road are yelling and cheering and celebrating.”

Trump says, “Am I smiling”?

The teller answers, “I don’t know, the casket is closed.”