[Humour] Joke Du Jour

[Albion my Albion]

I trust it doesn't rely on comedy for it's funding.

Speed Jokes are one of the most popular programmes on this radio station. The revenue they generate is probably more than some NHL hockey teams.

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[timbha]

Was this Lewes Prison?

If it is I’m surprised there hasn’t been any local news coverage. I suppose Boris’s resignation is front page but nevertheless we ought to be warned not to approach the escapee if they are dangerous.

 

[hart's shirt]

Was this Lewes Prison?

As a dwarf was involved, it was probably Lowest.

 

[kevo]

If he was vertically-challenged, how did he manage to climb up the other side of the wall? It all seems very unlikely.

 

[Jack Straw]

As a dwarf was involved, it was probably Lowest.

Lowestoff?

 

[Brok]

If he was vertically-challenged, how did he manage to climb up the other side of the wall? It all seems very unlikely.

Yep, seems a bit of a tall story to me.

Or perhaps not, as the case may be...

 

[Questions]

I’ve seen that same dwarf walking down the road saying, “1,2,3,4,5,6,7

I fought to myself it’s the little things that count.

 

[METALMICKY]

I heard that this dwarf was sadly dismayed with his legal team. With an obvious complex his solicitor's assertion that he'd get a 10 stretch didn't pan out as he thought.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Today someone told me that they saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself “that’s a little condescending”

Even Mrs T laughed at that.

 

[Baldseagull]

Today someone told me that they saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself “that’s a little condescending”

He is also a clairvoyant, Police are looking for him, and said "There is a small medium at large"

 

[Albion my Albion]

Surely, if she's given you that feedback, that would just make things worse?

Enter the Dragon, Kato, O. J. Simpson's house guest.

 

[Albion my Albion]

I’ve seen that same dwarf walking down the road saying, “1,2,3,4,5,6,7

I fought to myself it’s the little things that count.

Those are thighting words.