Job Vacancy Jigsaw

[CheeseRolls]

QMS is Quality Management System I believe.

That is what I had down for that one too.

 

[CheeseRolls]

DBTR — Dynamic branch if last result true (offset given in top of stack)
OTOB - on Time on Budget
WAB - Warhammer ancient battles
PM - Project Manager

At least one of these pieces has been put back in the wrong box !

 

[pasty]

I think QMS is Quality Monitoring System?

QMS is Quality Management System I believe.

Prefer this version

QMS

 

[CheeseRolls]

Thanks everyone that is much clearer a full NSC translation is available below, should anyone wish to apply;

TECHNICAL MANAGER Location: LONDON or LEEDS (where the local football team has a spurious claim to be the “Champions of Europe”) or WYTHENSHAWE, MANCHESTER (Candidates can choose their preferred location) Permanent Job Description SME (Small medium enterprise) Core Purpose of the Role SMEs (subject matter experts) will be responsible for governance of NFE (non-functional engineering) projects and ensure projects adhere to Client's standards and process. SMEs (small medium enterprises) will review and sign off NFE (No F'kin Excuse) deliverables. Responsibilities Track Projects from inception by working with CIO (Clown In Office) PM (Something to do with girls ?)/Stakeholders (Buffy The Vampire Slayer ?)/NFE (non-functional engineering) team Responsible for review of Study/DBTR (dynamic branch If last result is true) quotes/WAB (Warhammer ancient battles) and OTOB (on time on budget) tracking Responsible for managing NFE (No F’kin Excuse) tools, The Source (sp. Sauce) (currently QMS)(Quality Management/Monitoring System/Quality Meat Scotland) template Responsible for review of NFE (non-functional engineering) metrics and Status reports Accountable for reviewing NFE(No F'kin Excuse) Scope and NFT (non-functional testing) participation in NFR (non-functional requirements) workshops Responsible for reviewing Non-functional Vulnerability Assessment (NVF) results done by Performance Engineers Review all deliverables and ensure quality by following standards and guidelines Manage NFE (No F'kin Excuse) Audit Calendar & Perform Client's NFE (No F'kin Excuse) audit for Quality Stages in SDLC (software development lifecycle) Ensure that various standards, guidelines and templates are available for NFE (No F'kin Excuse)activities & agreed standards are maintained & adhered to Work with NFE (No F'kin Excuse)Manager/offshore team to have detail plan and track timelines Ensure NFE (No F'kin Excuse)projects are delivered to schedule and cost by tracking risks, issues and dependencies Ensure that NFE(No F'kin Excuse) engagement delivers according to their scope and strategy Key Skills Understanding of metrics and key performance indicators Understanding of guidelines and standards to be used for NFE (No F'kin Excuse) activities.

I think I might give this one a miss.

 

[Puppet Master]

Ohh I see what you've done. Very clever.

Now cough up your £50 like everyone else has to.