[NSC] Boris' bouncing baby boy

[Saladpack Seagull]

Thought I heard it's WILF.

 

[crodonilson]

Thought I heard it's WILF.

Wilf is actually one of the bookies favourites. NSC has spoken though, welcome to the world Muhammed Winston Donald Johnson.

 

[Steve Foster]

Nigel ?

 

[Algernon]

Aloysius
Patron Saint of plague victims.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'm going for:

LIBERATUS (Latin for 'Taking Back Control) OCTAVIUS (Latin for eighth-borne) DOMENICUS (Latin for Dominic Cummings) JOHNSON

 

[Glawstergull]

TOM

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Juncker.

 

[TheJasperCo]

PC gone mad.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

i'm going for:

Liberatus (latin for 'taking back control) octavius (latin for eighth-borne) domenicus (latin for dominic cummings) johnson

ditheranddelaywhilstpeoplediecus?

 

[Surf's Up]

Wilf is actually one of the bookies favourites. NSC has spoken though, welcome to the world Muhammed Winston Donald Johnson.

Hang on...what about my suggestion?

 

[WATFORD zero]

I'm going for:

LIBERATUS (Latin for 'Taking Back Control) OCTAVIUS (Latin for eighth-borne) DOMENICUS (Latin for Dominic Cummings) JOHNSON

I'm pretty sure that if I remember my Latin correctly, that DOMENICO takes the third conjugation, as follows

o I concedo I concede
–is you (singular) concedis you concede (singular)
–it he/she/it concedit he/she/it concedes
–imus we concedimus we concede
–itis you (plural) conceditis you concede (plural)
–unt they concedunt they concede

 

[Surf's Up]

The happy couple could, of course, give the boy child all of the father's names:

Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster ****-Business ****-the-Families Get-Off-My-****ing-Laptop Girly-Swot Big-Girl’s-Blouse Chicken-Frit Hulk-Smash Noseringed-Crusties Death-Humbug Technology-Lessons Surrender-Bullshit French-Turds Dog-Whistle Get-Stuffed FactcheckUK@CCHQ 88%-Lies Get-Brexit-Done Bung-a-Bob-for-Big-Ben’s-Bongs Johnson

 

[Baker lite]

The happy couple could, of course, give the boy child all of the father's names:

Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster ****-Business ****-the-Families Get-Off-My-****ing-Laptop Girly-Swot Big-Girl’s-Blouse Chicken-Frit Hulk-Smash Noseringed-Crusties Death-Humbug Technology-Lessons Surrender-Bullshit French-Turds Dog-Whistle Get-Stuffed FactcheckUK@CCHQ 88%-Lies Get-Brexit-Done Bung-a-Bob-for-Big-Ben’s-Bongs Johnson

That would knock Charlie Oatway’s birth certificate into a cocked hat...


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[BN9 BHA]

 

[Chicken Run]

The b@stard son of Boris?

Is there an option for Noel?


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[R. Slicker]

Vladimir or Pinocchio (obviously, we won't be able to spell it, thanks Stanley.)


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[Is it PotG?]

Thought I heard it's WILF.