[Humour] "Bloody men.... Pub debate + Poll

[Me and my Monkey]

My husband struggles to uni-task at times. But I do love him, nonetheless.

 

[Justice]

Does tugging one off whilst watching pornhub count?

 

[HeaviestTed]

Oh, I don’t know. My old man can fart and snore at the same time

Sounds like a new variation on sharting- snorting?

 

[HeaviestTed]

Does tugging one off whilst watching pornhub count?

Only if your mind wanders off to thinking about Roland from grange hill at the same time.

 

[RandyWanger]

Replying on NSC while taking a dump

 

[keaton]

This sounds like a terrible pub

 

[Worried Man Blues]

I can do the ironing and answer the phone at the same time