Some z-list black bloke who was bored of Guinness Dave's utterly pointless thread and all those in a similar vein that have come before it and wandered past your stretch of beach while you were otherwise engaged, thus causing you to miss your chance to do a bit of minor celeb spotting?
The Chuckle Brothers
Richard Hammond
Vic Reeves
Angus Deyton
Shane Ward
Barack Obama
Wizbit
Noddy Holder
Warren Aspinal
Jimmy Hill
Will Young
Moira Stewart
Jimmy Carr
Felicity Kendell
David Hasselhoff
The cast of Howards Way
80s pop star Sonia
Tony Hart
Rolf Harris
Des Lynam
Ulrika Johnson
Andy Peters
Mark McGhee
That bloke off The Bill that played Burnside
My Gran
Amanda Holden
Willie Rushden
Tommy Fraser
Donny Osmand
or
Anyone from Eastenders