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captainmorganrum

Wrexham
May 10, 2004
2,578
Sat with Dylan watching Phineas & Ferb
ali jenkins said:
I can see what Stevenage have tried to do by giving a sneak preview to get the fans intrested, but that is SHIT!
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Yes, easy though innit?

1) get the work experience girl from the office.
2) Put the new kit on her.
3) She puts her coat on.
4) She opens it teasingly over one breast/shoulder.
5) Take picture.
6) Job done
 




house your seagull

house your seagull

Train à Grande Vitesse
Jul 7, 2004
2,693
Manchester
I think they have got it all wrong - they should take note of the Brighton & Hove Albion school of dynamic marketing techniques and get a player to wear it on our poxy football ground pitch, looking like they'd rather be a million miles away.

It's PR lightening at media hotbeds like The Argus and ermmm, The Argus (late edition).
 




Superphil

Superphil

Dismember
Jul 7, 2003
25,933
In a pile of football shirts
Mmm, remember, Nike now own Umbro, so the marketing force behind Umbro is now immense. Might as well ship your Irish league team shirts out to the Carribean at the same time as your Barca, Inter etc shirts, see if you can convince one of the models to put it on and pull her bikini bottoms up just a little too hard.
 




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