The best thing ever bought from the Aldi "mad middle" section...

carlzeiss · Aug 23, 2016

Taybha said:
Lycra shorts and a sheepskin deerstalker hat . I didn't really need either but they were simply too cheap not to buy .

Reminds me of this python sketch

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Blue3 · Aug 23, 2016

Only just discovered lidl and have to say very impressed the snob in me had stopped me going before but the need to reduce the shopping budget has encouraged me to visit

Whoislloydy · Aug 23, 2016

My mate went in and came out with an Estonian girlfriend

Well it didn't happen instantly but one thing lead to another... not on the fresh produce I hope.

halbpro · Aug 23, 2016

spongy said:
I've found that the tills don't have enough room past the scanner for your stuff and the checkout staff can pass the items through at WARP SPEED. So quick that it takes the pair of us to both bag up simultaneously and so quick we can't separate frozen, jars, fresh stuff properly!

Does your one have a shelf in the window past the checkouts? I believe the idea is that you shove your stuff back in the trolley/basket and then actually pack over at the shelf. That's how (and others I see) do it. Much easier and keeps the queue flowing more quickly.

Norman Potting · Aug 23, 2016

halbpro said:
Does your one have a shelf in the window past the checkouts? I believe the idea is that you shove your stuff back in the trolley/basket and then actually pack over at the shelf. That's how (and others I see) do it. Much easier and keeps the queue flowing more quickly.

When ours first opened they used to put out of date (just) bread on this shelf to take for free! Sadly human greed being what it is folks used to come in, load up a trolley with the lot and depart, which wasn't in the spirit of what was intended so they stopped doing it.

jevs · Aug 23, 2016

Bought 2 of these and use them purely for keeping my bait in for carp fishing https://www.aldi.co.uk/fishing-bag/p/070737050029100

Bloody superb..

ATFC Seagull · Aug 23, 2016

Bought a steel chiminea a few weeks back for £20. Seems to be the same as ones going in Homebase for £50. It probably won't last the winter, but gives me a few months of deluding myself that I am middle class.

Arthritic Toe · Aug 23, 2016

jevs said:
Bought 2 of these and use them purely for keeping my bat in for carp fishing https://www.aldi.co.uk/fishing-bag/p/070737050029100

Bloody superb..

You go carp fishing with a bat? Is that really in line with the spirit of the thing?

The Brighton Bear · Aug 23, 2016

Arthritic Toe said:
You go carp fishing with a bat? Is that really in line with the spirit of the thing?

If he was keeping the carp as a pet it would be his carp pet beater.

jevs · Aug 23, 2016

Arthritic Toe said:
You go carp fishing with a bat? Is that really in line with the spirit of the thing?

Hehe, that'll learn me not to read it through before posting.

Now Bats as bait for Catfish might just work

DarrenFreemansPerm · Aug 23, 2016

Taybha said:
Lycra shorts and a sheepskin deerstalker hat . I didn't really need either but they were simply too cheap not to buy .

Lush · Aug 23, 2016

halbpro said:
Does your one have a shelf in the window past the checkouts? I believe the idea is that you shove your stuff back in the trolley/basket and then actually pack over at the shelf. That's how (and others I see) do it. Much easier and keeps the queue flowing more quickly.

Which is how they keep their prices low, instead of filling the store with checkouts and checkout staff waiting for people to pack their stuff in alphabetical order or whatever system that takes forever.

halbpro · Aug 23, 2016

Lush said:
Which is how they keep their prices low, instead of filling the store with checkouts and checkout staff waiting for people to pack their stuff in alphabetical order or whatever system that takes forever.

Yup. To be honest, I think packing on the shelf is much easier. You can happily pack at your own rate and sort yourself out without the pressure of knowing someone's in the queue behind you.

marlowe · Aug 23, 2016

Harry Wilson's tackle said:
I do tend to feel a bit unclean shopping in Lidl, on the grounds that I'm a Massive Snob

But I seem to remember you grew up in Portslade so are you sure you've got grounds? What is it they say, "Hove actually, Portslade unfortunately".

Arthritic Toe · Aug 23, 2016

The Lidl 'bags for life' are massive and fabulous. You can carry a hundredweight of veg and still have room for all your middle-aisle extras.

Taybha · Aug 23, 2016

DarrenFreemansPerm said:

I would but it's actually made from real snow leopard so i don't want to upset anybody , some people still give £3 a month to sponsor my hat apparently .

DarrenFreemansPerm · Aug 23, 2016

Taybha said:
I would but it's actually made from real snow leopard so i don't want to upset anybody , some people still give £3 a month to sponsor my hat apparently .

CheeseRolls · Aug 23, 2016

Lush said:
Which is how they keep their prices low, instead of filling the store with checkouts and checkout staff waiting for people to pack their stuff in alphabetical order or whatever system that takes forever.

Alternatively race the checkout operator - my Lidl/Aldi patent pending packing methodology is second to none, backed up by a slick execution. Now if they would just put this in the Olympics !

Langley · Aug 23, 2016

Bevendean Hillbilly said:
You know those random goods in the middle which are only there for blokes out shopping with t'missus judging by who hangs around them.

I bought a 2 man Kayak with loads of accessories back in January for about 20 notes...inflated it is IMMENSE, it has cushions, waterproof tent storage and even a compass built in. My kids have lived in the sod for most of the holidays and it is far more comfy and performs just as well as the hugely expensive and difficult to transport ones owned by their cousins, better in fact.

What have YOU Bagged in there that you now use all the time?

Brought a torque wrench a few years ago for £7.50. Did not like it, put it on Ebay and got £23.50 for it.

Zukey Seagull · Aug 23, 2016

spongy said:
Seriously? We've started using the one in lewes the last few months. We can,buy nearly a months shopping barring milk, bread and veg for just over £100. It's amazing.

I've found that the tills don't have enough room past the scanner for your stuff and the checkout staff can pass the items through at WARP SPEED. So quick that it takes the pair of us to both bag up simultaneously and so quick we can't separate frozen, jars, fresh stuff properly!

I find the queues quicker than the likes of tesco, Asda etc.

we use the aldi branch in portslade, I spoke to one of the members of staff on the tills and she was saying that they have to scan a certain amount of items through the till to meet a target so that's why they do it fast. Also another reason why it is so small is because you're supposed to take your shopping to the side and bag it away from the till "apparently" I believe their is a sign saying this, I could be wrong.
I love aldi to be fair. if you like a burger go for the aldi special deal and its called a wagyu burger.

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