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Could a terrorist be living/staying next door to you?

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Harry Wilson's tackle

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Oct 8, 2003
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Neighbours on both sides are former members of the military - so very doubtful.

Yes, but.... the Syrian military?

Cracking thread this - cheering me up no end :clap:
 




hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
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With a mosque in close proximity, I can confirm that there's nothing to make a noise about.

That includes the muezzin whose job it is to make a noise 5 times a day.
 


grubbyhands

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Dec 8, 2011
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I ask you ..... where's she going to hide a knife or a gun ???

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* And yes, it really is my next door neighbour !

Now, I don't know much about lingerie models but I think I see ( having looked closely for over 5 minutes) evidence of a small grenade hidden in the front of her lower garment.
 




Westdene Seagull

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Oct 27, 2003
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The arse end of Hangleton
F*** off is it

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Oh how little you know young one. I promise she is my neighbour.

EDIT - hot women do have to live somewhere you know ?
 
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Two Professors

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He went back 18 months ago.
 






skipper734

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The Rattler

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Hmm. Next door we have a male gay couple. Although they are both cabin crew, so the gay thing could just be a cover story to keep suspicion down to a minimum as they gather intelligence whilst flying round the word as cabin crew.

Albion fans eh, just like the rest of us.

I live between an ex-army fella - he's a total c u n t - and an interfering witch. Nice.
 




Not Andy Naylor

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Dec 12, 2007
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Best disguise ever if so. And buying the Daily Express. And being in her 80s. It's always the ones you least suspect, isn't it?
 


B-right-on

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My neighbour next door on my right hand side, has this neighbour who lives on his left hand side who doesn't eat bacon or sausages or any pork. He's over 6' tall, got a pony tail and a beard and looks a right shifty git - oh er, thats me :wrong: :eek: :whistle:
 


bWize

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Nov 6, 2007
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It's possible.... Is that the answer you were hoping for?

BE VIGILANT AND REPORT ANY BROWN PERSON OR ANY FOREIGN LANGUAGE YOU HEAR!
 
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mistahclarke

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I live in Hangleton. My neighbour to the left is a life-long albion fan who mows my lawn despite my best protests, and as thus will always be a legend in my book on both accounts. Opposite is a nurse (Brighton born, but her mother is middle eastern which frankly is irrelevant unless you are the person who racially abused her on the bus last summer on the back of brexit - for the record she is lovely too and if I was in dire need, I would consider myself lucky if she ever saved my life) and to my right is a British elderly neighbour who has a sycamore tree that has caused me no end of bother as my lawn resembles how I imagine some people view England (it was fine last time I looked, but every new glance see's a thousand of the ******* offspring's sprouting up everywhere).

But before this paradise of suburbia, I used to live round the corner from that very hotel. Never met a terrorist in my time though, although the place has been a shit-hole for a long-time as proved by the long walk from the Withdean for a pint that continued past. Didn't think the people that lived in the £million+ houses in the area were particularly friendly in all honesty, but I guess their indifference is not newsworthy as they aren't psychopathic murderous *******s (that I know of). In short, don't get why his stay in Brighton is big news,
 


OzMike

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Oct 2, 2006
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Perth Australia
As has been proved plenty of times, they could be anywhere at any time.
Especially when you least expect them.
 




Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
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Didn't think the people that lived in the £million+ houses in the area were particularly friendly in all honesty, but I guess their indifference is not newsworthy as they aren't psychopathic *******s (that I know of). In short, don't get why his stay in Brighton is big news,

John Catt ???
 




sjamesb3466

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Jan 31, 2009
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Leicester
Almost certainly a training camp somewhere in the mountains of Afghanistan. Exactly the sort they're itching to recruit. She'll be on the front of the Daily Express as Jihadi Joan one day, and you'll be on the local news going "Well, we didn't see this coming, she was a lovely, quiet lady, always kept herself to herself".

Lol That actually made me laugh out loud.
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
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The Fatherland
Oh how little you know young one. I promise she is my neighbour.

EDIT - hot women do have to live somewhere you know ?

I'm intrigued. Did she tell you this....or did you stumble across her whilst "perusing" the Freemans catalogue?
 



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