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Could a terrorist be living/staying next door to you?

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Westdene Seagull

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I suspect not - on one side I have a middle aged bloke who wouldn't say boo to a goose and on the other side ..... wait for it .... a female underwear model .... she can blow me (away) anytime :love:
 


SouthCoastOwl

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Very unlikely, unless the next wave of attacks in Paris is to be perpetrated by a middle age bloke with a penchant for red corduroy trousers, small dogs and Cote du Rhone.
 








Rugrat

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Mar 13, 2011
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Yes - being terrorised by the neighbours dog. Going to take a few counter terrorism measures!!
 






Yep, two doors down we have a family of people with a darker skin colour than me.

Not only have I never once seen him in the pub across the road he seems to come and go at some odd hours.

Definitely Terrorist material.
 




Herr Tubthumper

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There's a very fit Parisian girl living next to, well below, me. She's white and doesn't have a beard so she can't be a terrorist.
 




Westdene Seagull

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The arse end of Hangleton

I ask you ..... where's she going to hide a knife or a gun ???

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* And yes, it really is my next door neighbour !
 
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edna krabappel

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There are people living in my house (including me) who have been investigated by the security services ... but we weren't deemed to be terrorists.

As far as I know.

That's what you think, subject Yankee One Six.
 






portlock seagull

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Jul 28, 2003
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Yes - being terrorised by the neighbours dog. Going to take a few counter terrorism measures!!

What breed is it? Is it a TERRIERist?!

Ow yes, here all week...!
 


RexCathedra

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Jan 14, 2005
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This sort of British phlegm is sooooo 1940's-1960's.

You're all supposed to be running around soiling yourselves in panic fear, and spooling up to join God-Emperor Trump in another great Middle Eastern adventure.
It's sad to think all those trees pulped to print all those tabloids died in vain.
 


edna krabappel

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Giraffe

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Pretty sure Anne on one side and Pete and Mary the other don't present a huge threat to the country any time soon. Unless you count the amount of Wurthers Original wrappers they are discarding?
 


Giraffe

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I ask you ..... where's she going to hide a knife or a gun ???

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* And yes, it really is my next door neighbour !

Pretty sure Anne on one side and Pete and Mary the other don't present a huge threat to the country any time soon. Unless you count the amount of Wurthers Original wrappers they are discarding?

We have been dealt different hands on the neighbour front it would seem. :down:
 



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