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NSC forms the Government



Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 24, 2007
10,213
Arundel
Any way of getting into power, burning the servers, claiming it was the Palace forum, so changing the laws, assuming total power and then inflicting my agenda on you all?

OK, we'll stick you over to The Lords straight away
 






LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
A NSC government would have to make sure it spent five years convincing people that everything it did that they didn't like was 100% because of the previous Palace government's incompetence while in office.
 




pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,358
West, West, West Sussex
I would like to create a new post and claim it for myself. Minister for M-eh! Because generally I don't give a shit about much at all.
 




Richard Tiltmans Shin Pad

Rustingtons' Mr Guiness
Jan 10, 2012
309
North Stand, Row Q
Aisle Tek EdewKayshon, !? ITs BlOOmin eeeezzeeee.
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,908
Unelected even better.

I will of course allow one of you to start with be the figure head, for legitimate reasons.

Then the annexing of other forums will start.

Power to the people ! well, some people.
 










DIFFBROOK

Really Up the Junction
Feb 3, 2005
2,266
Yorkshire
Ok, but what are our policies? Are we going to be looney left, or rabid right?

Plus, who will be the first Minister that gets sacked for having an affair, expenses fiddle, sexual deviance?
 




edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,225


edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,225
Ok, but what are our policies? Are we going to be looney left, or rabid right?

Plus, who will be the first Minister that gets sacked for having an affair, expenses fiddle, sexual deviance?


Are you reading, [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] ?
 






Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
Thats gotta be EL Pres
Secretary of State for the PUBLICK MORALS - qualified through his keepership of the mods HUMUNGous porn collection.
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,908
Ok, but what are our policies? Are we going to be looney left, or rabid right?

Plus, who will be the first Minister that gets sacked for having an affair, expenses fiddle, sexual deviance?

Hove Bald & Unread I would expect.
 


Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,623
Hither and Thither
Can I be an ex-minister who people think looks a bit familiar, and when the penny drops they think - blimey he's had a hard life.

You will see me on Newsnight on Friday evenings.

Minister with special portfolio.
 


ditchy

a man with a sound track record as a source of qua
Jul 8, 2003
5,210
brighton
Secretary of State for the PUBLICK MORALS - qualified through his keepership of the mods HUMUNGous porn collection.

No, this comes out in a tabloid scandal by the daily Star or Sunday star 3 months into his post !!
 






jimhigham

Je Suis Rhino
Apr 25, 2009
7,790
Woking
Meade's Ball as Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport.
Glasfryn as Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs.

Can I have the Foreign Office please? I just want to max out on travel.
 


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