How many men do you think your mum slepped with before meeting your dad ?

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hopkins

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Just a question that jumped in to my head. Obviously we're all hoping none, but I bet there's a few out there who knew their way round a bell end before most on this forum got emptied out.

 

lawros left foot

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hopkins said:

Just a question that jumped in to my head. Obviously we're all hoping none, but I bet there's a few out there who knew their way round a bell end before most on this forum got emptied out.

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That is just wrong, very very wrong. You need help.



It is spelt, 'slept' but I think bad spelling is the least of your problems

 

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Swillis

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So you were sitting there wondering how many men your mum had slept with. What a sicko.

 

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Sussex Nomad

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Sorry, no dictionaries indexed in the selected category contain the word SLEPPED.

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Tom Hark Preston Park

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[MENTION=29908]gregbrighton[/MENTION] second account?

 

SK1NT

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spence

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lol

 

Marshy

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Made me giggle... sorry

 

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maffew

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hopkins said:

Obviously we're all hoping none,.

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Sorry to break it to you

 

fat old seagull

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lawros left foot said:

That is just wrong, very very wrong. You need help.



It is spelt, 'slept' but I think bad spelling is the least of your problems

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I fink he meant sleeped wif! ....Incidently you're right, must rate as one of the 'strangest' threads yet. What in Gods name goes on in people's minds, when things like that pop into them.

 

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daveinprague

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Ask her. Preferably at Christmas with all the family around



...theres is possibly a need for an intervention here though.

 

AmexRuislip

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hopkins said:

Just a question that jumped in to my head. Obviously we're all hoping none, but I bet there's a few out there who knew their way round a bell end before most on this forum got emptied out.

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Surely you should be asking Jeremy Kyle this question for his show.
You'd be open to a lot of piss taking on this forum.

 

tomfitz12

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Not sure about my mum but your mum is definitely on one at least.

Me.



bants

 

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hopkins said:

Just a question that jumped in to my head. Obviously we're all hoping none, but I bet there's a few out there who knew their way round a bell end before most on this forum got emptied out.

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SIMMO SAYS

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hopkins said:

Just a question that jumped in to my head. Obviously we're all hoping none, but I bet there's a few out there who knew their way round a bell end before most on this forum got emptied out.

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You're a c##t troll

Roll on the football season when you won't post obviously

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Have you been on the sex registers list

 

gregbrighton

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Tom Hark said:

@gregbrighton second account?

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Fack off. I'm not THAT sick.

 

Justice

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My mum was a slag bless her.

 

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hopkins

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I bet you've all thought it though ?!

 

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Spanish Seagulls

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Nobody has answered though, Hmmmmmm mm, let's face it this 20/30 year old generation are going to have amongst them some proper old slashers for Mummy. Older than that too but the 20/30 age group are going to have a disproportionate amount of Mothers who had loads of partners prior to Motherhood. I know it, I'm 49 and my generation are those parents. Only human nature. Ya Mums a stag!

 

Birdie Boy

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hopkins said:

I bet you've all thought it though ?!

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No, not ever. And I bloody wish you hadn't put that thought in my head, although it was none, obviously.

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