The red pepper kid
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Both are just fun and constantly try to get in the fridge !
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Cats or Dogs?
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Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,035
Girls - NEVER date a man who doesn't love cats.
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Hove / Παρος
There should be an option for BOTH as there isn't - can't vote, won't vote 
Return of the Rev
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Wheres the option for large dog? small dogs are just noisy cats! Do not like cats,the little gits wiping out all the birds in the garden.
Return of the Rev
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Braggfan
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded
- May 12, 2014
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Dogs are pack animals, they have to like you, they've evolved that way. If a cat likes you it's because it's decided it likes you.
Iggle Piggle
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- Sep 3, 2010
- 5,332
What a choice.
I have a North Korean attitude towards dogs. Especially small yappy ones. Also, anyone caught not cleaning up thier dog turds should be hung very slowly with piano wire.
As for cats, 2 bricks, bag, local canal. Very much so for the ones that crap in my garden.
I have a North Korean attitude towards dogs. Especially small yappy ones. Also, anyone caught not cleaning up thier dog turds should be hung very slowly with piano wire.
As for cats, 2 bricks, bag, local canal. Very much so for the ones that crap in my garden.
TSB
Captain Hindsight
Having a dog is like having a small child who never learns to talk.
Having a cat condemns you to servitude in your own home.
Cat.
Having a cat condemns you to servitude in your own home.
Cat.
Cats all day long. Independent and they don't beg at your feet every ****ing time you walk past a fridge or cupboard or dare to put some food in your gob. And if you do give em some morsels, they gulp it and look at you as if to say MORE you ****ing *******.
I do like dogs, but other peoples as I don't have to take theirs for a walk twice a day. And if I'm having a tidy few after an Albion game, I don't have to rush back cos the needy little ****er is starving and needs its ****ing walkies.
I do like dogs, but other peoples as I don't have to take theirs for a walk twice a day. And if I'm having a tidy few after an Albion game, I don't have to rush back cos the needy little ****er is starving and needs its ****ing walkies.
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
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Cats = attitude, swagger and personality
Dogs = thick shitting machines
Dogs = thick shitting machines
Tyrone Biggums
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Cats cause catastrophic damage to native wild life, they need to be kept inside their own yard or exterminated.
That's why dogs are better.
That's why dogs are better.
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
I'm badly allergic to both so neither.
However if I wasn't then I would be team dog. Cats are just ********s.
However if I wasn't then I would be team dog. Cats are just ********s.
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
Grew up with dogs as a yoof.
Have a house cat, never goes out.
Only downside is when it takes a dump, it smells like someone has died.
Other than that, brilliant character, especially as I'm getting very good at talking cat!
Have a house cat, never goes out.
Only downside is when it takes a dump, it smells like someone has died.
Other than that, brilliant character, especially as I'm getting very good at talking cat!
Love both, but something about cats just...yeah. Cats.
Imagine a pub;
A dog is the overly friendly, overbearing smelly bloke who offers to buy you drinks constantly, is an absolutely lovely bloke but really doesn't know when to stop, as mentioned previously smells really quite bad, and is very loud. Great if you're in that mood, but a bit annoying if not. Aaaand he's just started doing a poo in the middle of the pub, and you've got to clear it up.
A cat is the chap in the corner you don't know as well. He's far more smartly dressed, and certainly far more respectable, but some think him a bit aloof. He nods at you as you come in. Sometimes he comes over for a chat and you have a really good time, sometimes he doesn't. You get on well. Incredibly low maintenance.
I know who I'd rather be mates with. If you handle cats a lot when they are kittens, they will almost always turn out very friendly. My analogy above would be incredibly harsh on my cat, who follows me everywhere and is incredibly affectionate, with no more clear a food agenda than a dog.
(I actually like both a lot. Just prefer cats by a smidge.)
Imagine a pub;
A dog is the overly friendly, overbearing smelly bloke who offers to buy you drinks constantly, is an absolutely lovely bloke but really doesn't know when to stop, as mentioned previously smells really quite bad, and is very loud. Great if you're in that mood, but a bit annoying if not. Aaaand he's just started doing a poo in the middle of the pub, and you've got to clear it up.
A cat is the chap in the corner you don't know as well. He's far more smartly dressed, and certainly far more respectable, but some think him a bit aloof. He nods at you as you come in. Sometimes he comes over for a chat and you have a really good time, sometimes he doesn't. You get on well. Incredibly low maintenance.
I know who I'd rather be mates with. If you handle cats a lot when they are kittens, they will almost always turn out very friendly. My analogy above would be incredibly harsh on my cat, who follows me everywhere and is incredibly affectionate, with no more clear a food agenda than a dog.
(I actually like both a lot. Just prefer cats by a smidge.)
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Both.
doogie004
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Cats
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Gritt23
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Why would you attach a bit of rope to your brick? Let your brick roam free, he won't come to any harm.
