The club's Vegas trip: guess the pitfall?

Medwayseagull

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Sep 23, 2011

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• May 10, 2017

• #41

HAILSHAM SEAGULL said:

Paul Barber tries to poach Jack Wiltshire and after getting out of the jaccuzzi with him and four surgically enhanced blonde bimbos, shares a bong under a sunbed.
The Sun on Sunday take photos ready for this Sundays rag following on from Duffygate.

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Do you mean a bong or with Bong ?

 

Official Old Man

Uckfield Seagull

Aug 27, 2011

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• May 10, 2017

• #42

Either-
Tony gets banned from all casinos (which I suspect to be true)
Tony is treated like a whale (big spender) and gets every perk going before clearing out the hotel
Couple (most) of the players miss plane home for parade

 

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Springal

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• May 10, 2017

• #43

I remember the good times said:

Either-
Tony gets banned from all casinos (which I suspect to be true)
Tony is treated like a whale (big spender) and gets every perk going before clearing out the hotel
Couple (most) of the players miss plane home for parade

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I doubt Tony is banned. He is good but not THAT good. Think the whale thing is a bit closer to the truth

 

Stat Brother

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• May 10, 2017

• #44

I guess Vegas isn't debauched enough for Chrissy H.
I assume he's gone to some absolute filthmonging depraved 'resort' for his R & R.


#YouKnowWhatHe'sLike.

 

Publius Ovidius

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• May 10, 2017

• #45

sparkie said:

says the goon who posted fake news pictures of fog at the amex resulting in fans thinking a game was off.

Did the club revoke your press pass as it should have ?

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what fog pictures? I missed that one?

 

neilbard

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• May 10, 2017

• #46

Tony Bloom gives all the Premier League money to Dunk to look after he then goes f**king mental and puts it all on black and b**locks we are back signing players from Sunday league.

 

edna krabappel

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• May 10, 2017

• Thread starter
• #47

I forgot to add some sort of Ocean's Eleven heist as an option. Dammit.

 

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golddene

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• May 10, 2017

• #48

Tyrone Biggums said:

Rattle snake lunges at Stockdale and he doesn't see it coming and gets struck.

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Rattle snake lunges at Stocko, he parries it onto the bar where it proceeds to bite half the squad who are quietly supping their pints

 

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BlockDpete

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• May 10, 2017

• #49

They all convert to the Mormon religion...

 

Dorset Seagull

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• May 10, 2017

• #50

Springal said:

I'm not sure Dorset is a fitting reward for what this squad have achieved... and nor does it appeal to those with far too much money !

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Not been to Sandbanks then!

 

whitelion

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• May 10, 2017

• #51

BlockDpete said:

They all convert to the Mormon religion...

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Ones already started on that route.

 

Garry Nelson's Left Foot

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• May 10, 2017

• #52

There's definitely going to be a drive thru wedding. Possibly between Stockdale and Duffy. Or Knockaert and Hemed. Dunk's coming back bankrupt. Martin Perry will get a face tattoo.

Anyone know what hotel they're staying in?

 

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Cheeky Monkey

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• May 10, 2017

• #53

bhanutz said:

Bloom gets Stockdale pissed who then signs a new contract....Job done!

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Genius

 

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Cheeky Monkey

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• May 10, 2017

• #54

Garry Nelson's Left Foot said:

There's definitely going to be a drive thru wedding. Possibly between Stockdale and Duffy. Or Knockaert and Hemed. Dunk's coming back bankrupt. Martin Perry will get a face tattoo.

Anyone know what hotel they're staying in?

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Knockeart - Goldson's the big bromance I thought.

 

Garry Nelson's Left Foot

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• May 10, 2017

• #55

Cheeky Monkey said:

Knockeart - Goldson's the big bromance I thought.

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Yeah but a vegas wedding isn't about bromance, it's about lust.

 

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pishhead

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• May 10, 2017

• #56

The whole squad rock up with the idea of a couple of days on the lash but find out that Barber has them down for loads of excursions. They think sod that, poodle Perry rohypnols him and the rest of them have a great time.

 

Is it PotG?

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Feb 20, 2017

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• May 10, 2017

• #57

edna krabappel said:

I forgot to add some sort of Ocean's Eleven heist as an option. Dammit.

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Was going to Photoshop but the red jacket threw me.

 

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Kinky Gerbil

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• May 10, 2017

• #58

Saw them last night.

They were acting as normal people in Vegas I'm afraid, nothing to see here.

I mean spit roasting half a
Dozen hookers is normal, right?

 

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Shorehamkid

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• May 10, 2017

• #59

Kinky Gerbils said:

Saw them last night.

They were acting as normal people in Vegas I'm afraid, nothing to see here.

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Once the jet-lag wears off they'll be upping that ante surely? What's the point in going to Vegas if you aren't gonna go BIG?

 

Garry Nelson's Left Foot

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• May 10, 2017

• #60

Kinky Gerbils said:

Saw them last night.

They were acting as normal people in Vegas I'm afraid, nothing to see here.

I mean spit roasting half a
Dozen hookers is normal, right?

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Half a dozen seems a bit cheap for a squad of players, the management and the board. I'd expect Barber to have half a dozen to himself for starters.