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What was the most Inappropriate Occasion, Time or Place you had a McTighe?



marlowe

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Dec 13, 2015
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...the only difference being it didn't result with your name in an Argus headline..... or a course of rehabilitation..... or as a topic on a football forum thread.. until now that is, if you contribute to this one.
 








GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009
46,715
Gloucester
...the only difference being it didn't result with your name in an Argus headline..... or a course of rehabilitation..... or as a topic on a football forum thread.. until now that is, if you contribute to this one.
I've worked out what a 'McTighe' is through the context in which it is used here - but I have never heard it called that before. Anybody care to do a Susie Dent on it, please?
 










Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
30th September 2004 early evening in the bath at home. Brighton were playing away at Forest and I had the Radio Sussex commentary quietly on in the background. Just as I got to the vinegar strokes Adam Virgo scored for us and against the run of play as well.

It was the one and only occasion where I've cheered as I've shot my bolt.
 




Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
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30th September 2004 early evening in the bath at home. Brighton were playing away at Forest and I had the Radio Sussex commentary quietly on in the background. Just as I got to the vinegar strokes Adam Virgo scored for us and against the run of play as well.

It was the one and only occasion where I've cheered as I've shot my bolt.

Sod the lamb shank, soaking in a bath with the Albion on the radio, it just does NOT get any better than that. Practically the meaning of life, especially if you've got a generous squirt of Badedas pine gelee in there.
 


Badger

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May 8, 2007
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30th September 2004 early evening in the bath at home. Brighton were playing away at Forest and I had the Radio Sussex commentary quietly on in the background. Just as I got to the vinegar strokes Adam Virgo scored for us and against the run of play as well.

It was the one and only occasion where I've cheered as I've shot my bolt.

I don't see how this is an inappropriate time. Seems like perfect timing.
 


Papa Lazarou

Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Jul 7, 2003
18,858
Worthing
Sod the lamb shank, soaking in a bath with the Albion on the radio, it just does NOT get any better than that. Practically the meaning of life, especially if you've got a generous squirt of Badedas pine gelee in there.

Never heard it called Badedas.
 






Megazone

On his last warning
Jan 28, 2015
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Northern Hemisphere.
I was playing right wing and we were being completely dominated. 3-0 down with another 30 mins to go.

The ref had really soft, long hair which made him look like a very attractive lady from behind.

I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
 






Raleigh Chopper

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Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
Not actually jacking off myself but many years ago I was on business in Brighton, it was a lovely day so I parked up on the seafront along towards Hove. I read the newspaper and put my feet up and had a little nap with the window half down.
Next thing I know there is this bloke with his face almost in the car yelling at me" you're slopping off!" I said "you what", "you're slopping off looking at my wife you f******g pervert", "I'm having a nap and my trousers are on and done up you f******g tool" I replied, "well stop looking at my wife and w******g" they then both walk off.
Never forgotten that and it must have been over 30 years ago.
I like Brighton but I have always maintained that it is stuffed with oddballs and idiots.
 


Badger

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May 8, 2007
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A few months ago I was taking my usual morning dump in the work bogs, and the guy in the next cubicle was DEFINITELY having a Tommy Tank. He wasn't making any attempt to hide the sounds. We share toilets with 2 other companies, so I can't be certain if it was someone I work with.
 


marlowe

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Dec 13, 2015
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My inappropriate place was the Unitarian Church in New Road which I suppose on reflection was highly inappropriate. I'll leave it to your sordid imaginations with regard to the inappropriate occasion.
 


marlowe

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Dec 13, 2015
3,930
Not actually jacking off myself but many years ago I was on business in Brighton, it was a lovely day so I parked up on the seafront along towards Hove. I read the newspaper and put my feet up and had a little nap with the window half down.
Next thing I know there is this bloke with his face almost in the car yelling at me" you're slopping off!" I said "you what", "you're slopping off looking at my wife you f******g pervert", "I'm having a nap and my trousers are on and done up you f******g tool" I replied, "well stop looking at my wife and w******g" they then both walk off.
Never forgotten that and it must have been over 30 years ago.
I like Brighton but I have always maintained that it is stuffed with oddballs and idiots.
Has it ever occured to you that your facial contortion while asleep...head back, eyes shut, mouth open, possibly a bit of drool down the side of your chin was very similar to that of someone in the final ectstatic throes of orgasm. So in view of that his reaction was quite understandable.
 




dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013
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Has it ever occured to you that your facial contortion while asleep...head back, eyes shut, mouth open, possibly a bit of drool down the side of your chin was very similar to that of someone in the final ectstatic throes of orgasm. So in view of that his reaction was quite understandable.

...thought the final throes included reaching for the remote control to put Match of The Day on.
 


marlowe

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Dec 13, 2015
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...thought the final throes included reaching for the remote control to put Match of The Day on.

Only if you're a once a week, Saturday night only type of guy. Unless you're also including Match of the Day 2.
 


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