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[News] Simon Jordan robbed of 100k watch at gunpoint today.







jonny.rainbow

Well-known member
Oct 29, 2005
6,576
What is the justification for owning a £60 watch, when you can buy one for £10 that will tell the time perfectly?

What’s the justification in owning a watch at all when you can make a sundial from driftwood and seaweed?
 










Herr Tubthumper

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NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
59,192
The Fatherland
I cannot think of any justification of wearing a watch valued at £100k other than to show off your wealth.

And you can buy a Dualit toaster if this is your aim.
 






Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s
Dec 31, 2011
7,356
What’s the justification in owning a watch at all when you can make a sundial from driftwood and seaweed?

What's the justification in sourcing driftwood and seaweed when you can just abandon the concept of time?
 


timbha

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
9,832
Sussex
Would only have been funny if the robbers’ moped had smashed into a brick wall harming no one but themselves
 


Mr Putdown

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2004
2,899
Christchurch
Lighten up for feks sake... yes it was a terrible offence, fortunately no one was hurt, but it is still deeply ironic! A robber robbed...

He was the biggest creditor when palace went into administration, yet still agreed to the CVA despite knowing it would cost him millions.

Blokes an utter ****, but he wasn’t the robber.
 








wigman

Well-known member
Oct 10, 2006
4,732
East Preston
No laughing matter having a gun pointed at you in front of your elderly father whilst taking him to the doctors.
Tangoman is a bit of a prick, but this is over the top.
I hope they find and punish the culprit, there is way too much of this moped crime going on in our capital city.
 




GT49er

Well-known member
Feb 1, 2009
46,467
Gloucester
Who the hell needs a £100K watch anyway? Damn silly thing to want to own. At least he won't have to worry about losing it any more.......................
 




METALMICKY

Well-known member
Jan 30, 2004
5,935
Whilst in no way condoning the crime this type of offence has been on the increase so to openly wear such a valuable watch is tempting fate.
 






Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
7,617
Multicultural Brum
Perhaps it's time for the Met to try something revolutionary,like policing the streets or stop and search.
 


Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s
Dec 31, 2011
7,356



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