Nope, I'm afraid they are fcking excellent.
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[Misc] Things That Make You Go CRINGE
- Thread starter Tom Hark Preston Park
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Nope, I'm afraid they are fcking excellent.
I used to hate it, but now I find it quite endearingly reassuring of the confirmed stupidity of the Convicts.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Or that really gormless thing where somebody starts an NSC thread titled 'Channel 4 NOW!' As if everybody/anybody logged in at the time is going to frantically switch to that channel. Those not logged in will get the frantic alert hours or days later. Just don't do it.
DumLum
Well-known member
I've had STIs funnier than him...
Did your STIs also make you multi-millions?
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Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
I hated McIntyre with a passion. I went to the Channel 4 Comedy Gala years ago and said to my mates "I'm going for a pint whilst that w*nker's on skipping about like a dick..."
Somehow, I ended up watching him - and he was the best out of the whole lot by a country mile. Same the year after, and the year after that. So much so, I went to see him live at the O2.
It's not like me to have a total turnaround of opinion as I'm a stubborn git - but he's very, very good.
In line with the thread title, my changed opinion made me cringe... at myself.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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Humble brags. The art of having a moan but with the brag shoehorned in.
Today's example: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-45420213
Debit card glitch: Woman charged twice for £18k Mercedes
A woman paid £36,000 for an £18,000 Mercedes because of a glitch that saw thousands of people charged twice for debit card payments.
"I think we were the only people to spend that much on that day, it was bad luck."
OH BOO ****ING HOO.
Today's example: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-45420213
Debit card glitch: Woman charged twice for £18k Mercedes
A woman paid £36,000 for an £18,000 Mercedes because of a glitch that saw thousands of people charged twice for debit card payments.
"I think we were the only people to spend that much on that day, it was bad luck."
OH BOO ****ING HOO.
boik
Well-known member
I'm always amazed in these threads about how upset people get about stuff that doesn't matter. Seems to be an angry old world out there. Looking on the bright side I guess it must mean that most peoples lives are going pretty well if these are the sort of things they've got to moan about.
mikeyjh
Well-known member
This may offend, but women in their late 50's and 60's who get Tattoos to look 'cool' and 'individual' make me cringe... especially the swirly flowery ones on the sides of their manky feet. Sorry ladies, it just makes you look Chav. Also, the ones who dye their hair pink, blue, green and other 'please, please, please... look at ME' colours.
Grow old gracefully, for fecks sake. Have some class. I'll get shot down for this, but I promise I won't flounce.
Aside from that, I'm on with 'Ring of Fire' before the start of a game - which means nothing to me apart from what goes through my head the morning after a vindaloo. Does it have some relevance at BHAFC? If it does, I'm unaware being a relative JCL.
Some more... Grown men who wear football shirts to the pub when it's not match day, Android snobs, people who kerb their alloys and don't care, and finally people who carry their dogs everywhere. The little f*ckers have twice as many legs as we do. Let them use them!!!
I think you've gone from cringe to ANGRY. Why does it bother you so that when I 'kerb' my alloys, I really don't give a crap?
Is the correct answer.
Agreed. Utter w@nkers.
alfredmizen
Banned
- Mar 11, 2015
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this,massively
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Chewing a Brillo pad
Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
People with LONG beards especially women
Soul Finger
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- May 12, 2004
- 2,257
People who talk to their not-yet-reading-age children via their Facebook wall.
"Daddy is so proud of you, Wolf, for wiping your own arse today. We all love you so much and couldn't imagine life without your excrement-smeared hoop in our lives." Or words to that affect.
He's four, can't read, isn't allowed on Facebook, and wouldn't understand what you're blithering on about anyway. But thanks for sharing it with virtually every adult you know, you attention-seeking ****.
"Daddy is so proud of you, Wolf, for wiping your own arse today. We all love you so much and couldn't imagine life without your excrement-smeared hoop in our lives." Or words to that affect.
He's four, can't read, isn't allowed on Facebook, and wouldn't understand what you're blithering on about anyway. But thanks for sharing it with virtually every adult you know, you attention-seeking ****.
alfredmizen
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- Mar 11, 2015
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of.course it is
alfredmizen
Banned
- Mar 11, 2015
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people who use t'internet
Adults on micro scooters, skateboards, rollerblades.
Painfully thick people pontificating on subjects way beyond their intellect. Religion, politics, immigration etc.
Dara o Briene (or however you spell it).
Lefty idiots breaking down about Brexit on YouTube.
Gender fluidity before puberty.
Kidults.
Goths.
Painfully thick people pontificating on subjects way beyond their intellect. Religion, politics, immigration etc.
Dara o Briene (or however you spell it).
Lefty idiots breaking down about Brexit on YouTube.
Gender fluidity before puberty.
Kidults.
Goths.
alfredmizen
Banned
- Mar 11, 2015
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People who lack self awareness
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
Brexit debates. Brings out the worst in people when, really, everyone should just laugh and admit that ultimately no one has a clue about it.
Sure, you can read your paper and quote the latest 'fact' you read in there to suit your point.....but you don't actually understand it do you? Come on, be honest. How can you? People are arguing about millions here and there and they literally don't have the governments accounts in front of them so have no idea what they are talking about
People actually get ANGRY at each other about it. It's madness.
If ever I'm in a situation where it comes up, I'll just say "Yeah I don't understand it". So much easier than pretending and trying to remember what the clever man on the news said. I can then just sit back and observe, as if im at a zoo, as my associates engage in absolute nonsense.
Sure, you can read your paper and quote the latest 'fact' you read in there to suit your point.....but you don't actually understand it do you? Come on, be honest. How can you? People are arguing about millions here and there and they literally don't have the governments accounts in front of them so have no idea what they are talking about
People actually get ANGRY at each other about it. It's madness.
If ever I'm in a situation where it comes up, I'll just say "Yeah I don't understand it". So much easier than pretending and trying to remember what the clever man on the news said. I can then just sit back and observe, as if im at a zoo, as my associates engage in absolute nonsense.
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TV presenters who use language that just sounds wrong for them.. Davina McCall presenting Big Brother all those years ago set the benchmark for me.. endless "Big up to you for staying in so long" "Total respect to you for saying that" and such tripe trying to sound compassionate, sensitive whilst trying to whip the crowd into a frenzy.. made me want to turn inside out..