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Ducks,turf wars and taking the mick.



glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
since moving we now have ducks coming to the garden, one pair most of the time, now we have others and turf wars have started, another pair(how the hell do you tell the difference) then another drake with one pair which apparently is not unusual SHE can get covered by lots of drakes at a time.
they are now taking the mick as we are sure they know we cannot tell the difference, although the first couple we know the female as she will tap the window when the cats are not around.
anyone else have this pleasure.:lolol:
 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,829
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
I was once up before the beak on duck related charges. I was told to address the judge as Mallard.
 

Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,103
The democratic and free EU
I was once up before the beak on duck related charges. I was told to address the judge as Mallard.

Eider thought you'd have gone down for that. Or did you make a teal with the prosecution?
 

skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Is it a bit damp where your new place is then Glas?
 


AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,713
Ruislip
With drakes they have to take precautions, so will probably use a rubber.

OR

Try talking to them, you could use the call sign 'rubber ducky'
 

Thunder Bolt

Ordinary Supporter
Contact Rick Wakeman. He built a big brand new pond in his garden and desperately wants ducks to move in. It's been one of the funnier Twitter accounts recently. Puns galore.
 


glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne

Ron Manager

Oooh, wasn't it?
Sep 14, 2015
417
Lentil Alley
Was in the park the other day, my young daughter exclaimed 'Duck, Daddy Duck'. I turned towards the pond, and got hit on the head by a cricket ball.
 


Lindfield by the Pond

Well-known member
Jan 10, 2009
1,885
Lindfield (near the pond)
How do you turn a duck into a legendary soul and blues singer?





Put it into a microwave, and wait until its Bill Withers :)
 

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