Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
Jelly on a plate,
jelly on a plate,
wibble-wobble, wibble-wobble,
jelly on a plate.
jelly on a plate,
wibble-wobble, wibble-wobble,
jelly on a plate.
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Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
Olly Olly Olly
with his balls on a trolley
and his arse tied up with string.
can't remember the next bit. Something about kicking him up the arse.
pearl
Well-known member
beans, beans good for the heart
the more you eat
the more you fart
sticks and stones
may break my bones
but words will never
hurt me
the more you eat
the more you fart
sticks and stones
may break my bones
but words will never
hurt me
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
#shorehamcollege
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
#shorehamcollege
Definitely remember that one, in the playground at primary school.
There are holes in the sky,
Where the rain comes in,
But these holes are small,
That's why rain is thin.
~ Milligan
Where the rain comes in,
But these holes are small,
That's why rain is thin.
~ Milligan
Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
Postman Pat
Well-known member
Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
off we go,
off we go,
now we hear the whistle blow
peeeeeeeep!
(make steam engine whistle noise).
(at the start of any car journey)
off we go,
now we hear the whistle blow
peeeeeeeep!
(make steam engine whistle noise).
(at the start of any car journey)
Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
we're off
we're off
we're off in a motor car
Fifty coppers are after us
and they don't know we are
Oi!
(next song at the start of any car journey - similar tune/beat to Stevie Gritt song)
we're off
we're off in a motor car
Fifty coppers are after us
and they don't know we are
Oi!
(next song at the start of any car journey - similar tune/beat to Stevie Gritt song)
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Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
My Bonny lies over the ocean
My Bonny lies over the sea
My father lies over my mother
and that's how they got little me.
My Bonny lies over the sea
My father lies over my mother
and that's how they got little me.
Norman Potting
Well-known member
AmexRuislip
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Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,989
ip, dip, dog shit, you are not it
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Ena dena dicker racker, rare rye dominacker, chicker racker rom-rom pusher!
How come I remember all this from nearly 60 years' ago, but can't remember what I did yesterday?
How come I remember all this from nearly 60 years' ago, but can't remember what I did yesterday?
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,989
used this to pick teams or to see who would be last in a group,
as i was walking down inky pinky lane, i met some inky pinky children, they asked me this, they asked me that, they asked me the colour of the union jack, red, white or blue?
red is for danger, danger, danger, red is for danger out goes you
blue is for policeman, policeman, policeman, blue is for policeman out goes you
white is for marriage, marriage marriage, white is for marriage out goes you
as i was walking down inky pinky lane, i met some inky pinky children, they asked me this, they asked me that, they asked me the colour of the union jack, red, white or blue?
red is for danger, danger, danger, red is for danger out goes you
blue is for policeman, policeman, policeman, blue is for policeman out goes you
white is for marriage, marriage marriage, white is for marriage out goes you