fat old seagull
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IMO ...... Nothing comes even close to the stench of decomposing human bodies.
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The worst thing you have ever smelt???
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SIMMO SAYS
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Had a flat for two years opposite The Station Hotel - Preston Park Station way back in the early eighties.
The old fella in the next door flat died - but was not found (by me) two weeks later.
Luckily it was winter time.
I came home from work and found some woman from social services banging on his door as they had not heard from him for a while.
We then went from room to room via my back garden.
Still had the Old Bill question me & my wife for a few hours.
Ludensian Gull
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Decomposed whale, which the council in their wisdom decided to bury under the shingle on local beach. After a couple of high tides it began to reappear, ours was not the only dog who found fun in rolling around on it. 
it took three baths to get rid of the stench.
it took three baths to get rid of the stench.
Go on tell us how your feet caught fire ?
No mate it was Cairo Avenue that you visited, you got lost on the way back from the pub
carteater
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Decomposed whale, which the council in their wisdom decided to bury under the shingle on local beach. After a couple of high tides it began to reappear, ours was not the only dog who found fun in rolling around on it.
.which hole was he using?
Juan Albion
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I keep a small vial of smelling salts on me to stop me from having seizures. Awful awful smell, but they do work (sometimes)
jevs
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A few years ago, during a very hot spell, the waterfall in the Rock Garden slowed down considerably. After making the usual checks and doing a lot of head scratching, it was decided that the inlet pipe from the pond to the pump was blocked.
So, after a hot weekend, i took the pipe apart in 80 degrees only to be greeted with a dead carp that had somehow got through the protection.
As i pulled the fish out, it just fell to pieces. Now i've been playing around in ponds, streams and rivers since i could walk but nothing on earth compared to the stench that hit me that day.
So, after a hot weekend, i took the pipe apart in 80 degrees only to be greeted with a dead carp that had somehow got through the protection.
As i pulled the fish out, it just fell to pieces. Now i've been playing around in ponds, streams and rivers since i could walk but nothing on earth compared to the stench that hit me that day.
Aveacarlin'
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Brilliant ☺
KingKev
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Fox sh@t and durian fruit are both right up there with the most evil smells on the planet.
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was hitch hiking in outback queensland when came across a dead cow by the side of the road......severely bloated with gas , the idiot i was with threw a rock at it , bloody thing went off like a bomb......not nice, we both spewed.
Iggle Piggle
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[MENTION=118]Hiney[/MENTION] has a wonderful story involving a bad back. Possibly my favourite story posted on NSC.
Vegas Seagull
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Waterhall 3 toilets 5 minutes before 100 kick off on Sunday morning & the Dieppe ferry in a storm with sick SLOSHING up and down the aisles.