Outstanding.
The thrust of the story, buried in the fourth or fifth paragraph, is that over half of the 2,500 eateries in Brighton & Hove have a five-star hygiene rating, so the Arsegas has a headline screaming the five have a zero-star rating.
Nice.
I could tell you many filthy, disgusting, depraved, inhuman things that went on in a catering establishment that I used to work in but I don't want to upset anyone on here so I won't. It was bloody lonely on my own in that burger van too.