Ben Stokes charged with affray

Easy 10 · Aug 7, 2018

sheebo said:
What the actual ****?!?! And there’s no mention of the dildo in the text that I can see

I know. I can't believe they went ahead and published that, especially the one of her shoving it up her arse :lolol:

No mention of it whatsoever in the report. The dildo is clearly the elephant in the room.

Normal Rob · Aug 7, 2018

Easy 10 said:
I know. I can't believe they went ahead and published that, especially the one of her shoving it up her arse
No mention of it whatsoever in the report. The dildo is clearly the elephant in the room.

erm. It's a rabbit isn't it?

Bry Nylon · Aug 7, 2018

Easy 10 said:
The dildo is clearly the elephant in the room.

...I can see Ann Summers eagerly taking that as a brand name for some of their more generously proportioned devices.

Bry Nylon · Aug 7, 2018

Easy 10 said:
It was a tough call, but I came back to the judges guidance, and I found I was a long way from convinced that I (as a person of 'reasonable firmness') ....

Are you really the right person to judge whether you are a person of 'reasonable firmness'? Maybe they should have sought the opinion of Mrs Easy 10?

Easy 10 · Aug 7, 2018

Bry Nylon said:
Are you really the right person to judge whether you are a person of 'reasonable firmness'? Maybe they should have sought the opinion of Mrs Easy 10?

Well I'm no spring chicken these days, but I do still try to keep my end up.

Tom Hark Preston Park · Aug 7, 2018

cunning fergus said:
The trouble with this narrative is that it misses out the fact that one of the queer fellas makes a grab for the “groin area” of one of the Herberts’ later attacked by Stokes.

http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/B...-told-e78612b9-4a38-4689-98c1-71d4b6579209-ds

In these days of #metoo had Stokes wanted to be the defender of an individual’s right to have a night out without being inapproriately manhandled or groped by a sexual predator he could have meted out a beating to the gayers.

#justsayin

Pretty hard to keep with this one. Specifically, who Stokes was trying to stick up for, if indeed he was trying to stick up for anyone at all. Doubt he even knew himself, tho I'm sure it made sense to him at the time. Ginger tosser seemed to be all over the place head-mental.

The Spanish · Aug 7, 2018

Herr Tubthumper said:
All things currently considered Stokes seems a prize bell-end.

by all things currently you mean the prosecutions case?

perhaps when you hear the defence perhaps you will feel differently.

Nathan · Aug 7, 2018

It is literally like a cricket game, where you have to wait for both teams to bat before you know the quality of the wicket.

hans kraay fan club · Aug 7, 2018

Herr Tubthumper said:
All things currently considered Stokes seems a prize bell-end.

sheebo said:
one of the men Stokes hit BOTTLED one of the gay fellas

knocky1 said:
he was spoiling for a fight. First the bouncer, then winding up the two gay men and finally getting what he wanted after the bottle struck the shoulder.

cunning fergus said:
one of the queer fellas makes a grab for the “groin area” of one of the Herberts’ later attacked by Stokes.

I'm not sure ANYBODY is going to come out of this with much credit tbh!

(To be fair, I've heard of no wrongdoing on the part of the bouncer, as yet.)

tip top · Aug 7, 2018

Tom Hark said:
Ginger tosser seemed to be all over the place head-mental.

HKFC may be a mod but unfair IMO

:jester:

CHAPPERS · Aug 7, 2018

hans kraay fan club said:
I'm not sure ANYBODY is going to come out of this with much credit tbh!

(To be fair, I've heard of no wrongdoing on the part of the bouncer, as yet.)

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Rodney Thomas · Aug 7, 2018

CHAPPERS said:
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Bouncer in telling lies shocker :laugh:

BensGrandad · Aug 7, 2018

Refreshing his memory in case he forgot something that the police relied on.

Thunder Bolt · Aug 7, 2018

Tom Hark said:
Pretty hard to keep with this one. Specifically, who Stokes was trying to stick up for, if indeed he was trying to stick up for anyone at all. Doubt he even knew himself, tho I'm sure it made sense to him at the time. Ginger tosser seemed to be all over the place head-mental.

Jumping to conclusions without evidence. That's why we have trials in this country with prosecution and defence lawyers.

Weststander · Aug 7, 2018

Stokes live in a vast £1.7m mansion.

The last owner, some bloke called Adam Johnson.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/15386828.Cricket_star_moves_into_Adam_Johnson_s_luxury_County_Durham_mansion/

Thunder Bolt · Aug 7, 2018

BensGrandad said:
Refreshing his memory in case he forgot something that the police relied on.

Before you give evidence, you are given your statement to read again, whilst in the witness room.

BensGrandad · Aug 7, 2018

Thunder Bolt said:
Before you give evidence, you are given your statement to read again, whilst in the witness room.

Wouldnt argue but that doesnt the he right thing to do.in fairness to either party.

Tom Hark Preston Park · Aug 7, 2018

Thunder Bolt said:
Jumping to conclusions without evidence. That's why we have trials in this country with prosecution and defence lawyers.

It's also why we have cctv. Google the clip :shrug:

Herr Tubthumper · Aug 7, 2018

The Spanish said:
by all things currently you mean the prosecutions case?

No, I took a look at him as well, he looks a bad un

Thunder Bolt · Aug 7, 2018

CHAPPERS said:
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Tom Hark said:
It's also why we have cctv. Google the clip

Read the tweet.

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