Is there such a thing as a perfect murder?

DavidinSouthampton

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If there were, we wouldn't know about it.

There might have been lots....... Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

Brok

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Bolton va va said:

Stab them with an icicle,

If that fails, send them on holiday with the McCanns.

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No, just no.

 

goldstone68

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hit them over the head with a frozen leg of lamb, go home defrost and cook joint, eat the evidence, sorted.

 

sjamesb3466

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Triggaaar said:

I'm not sure how unlawfully killing someone could ever be perfect, so no.

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Piers Morgan?

 

AmexRuislip

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studio150 said:

Stop taking your arthritis pills during the trial so it's difficult to bend your fingers put on latex glove then try and put on leather glove from murder scene. Due to latex glove and stiff fingers leather glove won't fit. Hold aloft for all to see which will ensure not guilty verdict.

Simple.

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Triggaaar

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sjamesb3466 said:

Piers Morgan?

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Even him.

 

Triggaaar

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AmexRuislip said:

Previous experience or just quoting from one of those crappy crime novels?

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You know what he's referring to, right?

 

AmexRuislip

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sjamesb3466 said:

Piers Morgan?

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If you need coded evidence to do it.
'Go arm sniper'

 

Megazone

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The way we murdered Norwich was perfect.

 

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theboybilly

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Tricky Dicky said:

I've seen lots of episodes of Columbo, and thy never get away with it. To quote the crumpled 'tec from Prescription Murder "we do this 100 times a year, a murderer gets one chance to get it right"

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They would get away with it if only they would stop asking Columbo back for tea or to see their collection of Picassos and then dig themselves into a hole. I don't think Columbo has actually ever had to do any work to get a conviction

 

The Clamp

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pasty said:

Potentially yes. I have just been cleaning the 2nd floor bedroom windows, having to lean quite far out to reach the furthest bits away. It would have taken just a very hard to prove little nudge from Mrs P, and aaaaarrrrgggghhhh I would have plummeted 2 floors down onto the concrete patio and she would have collected my life insurance

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Or spent the next 40 years wiping your arse, liquidising your meals and pushing you round Asda in a wheelchair. It's a risk either way.

 

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Hampster Gull

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Yes, yes there is

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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pastafarian said:

Seeing as NSC is invaluable for advice on pretty much anything.

Just finished prediction league scenario No. 3227 with my old man over a few beers and he came out with “shi(r)t, with this one we could end up in the play offs”

Staying quite calm it did get me thinking however, is there such a thing as a perfect murder? Is it possible to cheat forensics? Has anyone got away with murder? Whats the best way to dispose of a body that cant be traced?

Would welcome input from anyone been in similar circumstances

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Pretty sure that, with the benefit of sleeping it off, your post makes no more sense to yourself than to anybody else . But thanks for sharing anyway

 

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BensGrandad

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There is because there are many unsolved murders on police files.

 

The Clamp

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All so heavily dependent on who the victim is and who the murderer is.

 

rogersix

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take him for a stroll at beachy head, ensure there are no witnesses, quick shove, done.
he screamed," i can't put you through it son", i tried to stop him etc, etc, etc

 

half time scores

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sjamesb3466 said:

Piers Morgan?

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That would be termed as countryside

 

tiberious

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theboybilly said:

They would get away with it if only they would stop asking Columbo back for tea or to see their collection of Picassos and then dig themselves into a hole. I don't think Columbo has actually ever had to do any work to get a conviction

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But dose he get a conviction ? he gets a charge for murder but we do not know if the defendant is found guilty in court. I mean his note keeping is poor just scraps of paper, the American DA may simply throw his cases out due to lack of continuity of evidence..

 

Barry Izbak

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Do you think its likely that this thread will one day be featured on Crimewatch ans the everyone who has viewed it,and especially those who have replied, will be interviewed by Old Bill?

 

drew

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Thunder Bolt said:

You don't even need DNA for this case. It is now known if Pastafarian's Dad disappear, his post is on the internet for ever. You can even be convicted of murder without a body.

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Plus he now runs the risk of someone else committing the perfect murder of his dad and the finger of blame will point at Pastafarian!!!