Lockhart Tavern Haywards Heath

AmexRuislip · Jul 10, 2017

SIMMO SAYS said:
If only I knew what you are on about

Oh FFS [MENTION=25123]SIMMO SAYS[/MENTION]

SIMMO SAYS · Jul 10, 2017

AmexRuislip said:
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Oh FFS [MENTION=11499]simmo says

That's me in the middle :thumbsup:

AmexRuislip · Jul 10, 2017

SIMMO SAYS said:
That's me in the middle

Yeh right

SIMMO SAYS · Jul 10, 2017

AmexRuislip said:
Yeh right

And you on the far right

AmexRuislip · Jul 10, 2017

SIMMO SAYS said:
And you on the far right

Cheers, it's all coming back to me now, after my frontal lobotomy last week :drool:

marlowe · Jul 10, 2017

BensGrandad said:
It is very simple there are a couple of ways but can be dangerous if not carried out correctly I way is to de pressurise the keg replace the beer and then pressurise it again and the 2nd which I was shown by a Tech Services man in 1970 is based on a syphon system and liquid finding its own level., which is much safer. Until very late in my life as a publican I never knew how to open a Guinness Keg but was shown how by an Irish publican friend of mine. Cask beer is much much simpler.that even my 4 year old grandson could do.

So that's how you managed to escape the legal consequences of your actions for all those years, you used someone who was below the age of criminal responsibility to do it for you.

BensGrandad · Jul 10, 2017

marlowe said:
So that's how you managed to escape the legal consequences of your actions for all those years, you used someone who was below the age of criminal responsibility to do it for you.

That was neither said nor implied dont jump the gun with speculation.and twisting words. Note the word COULD not did.

marlowe · Jul 10, 2017

BensGrandad said:
That was neither said nor implied dont jump the gun with speculation.and twisting words. Note the word COULD not did.

But unless he did you wouldn't have known that he could.

Return of the Rev · Jul 10, 2017

SIMMO SAYS said:
Unfortunately I believe he is.
I met a couple of fellas in Dicks Bar a few years ago who used to sit near him.
They are still in therapy

I had assumed he was a spoof account and all his ramblings were just made up twaddle :facepalm:

Mr Putdown · Jul 10, 2017

marlowe said:
But unless he did you wouldn't have known that he could.

Ouch.

BensGrandad · Jul 10, 2017

marlowe said:
But unless he did you wouldn't have known that he could.

It was a figment of speech to show how easy it was but never proven,

Marshy · Jul 11, 2017

edna krabappel said:
I'm not one to moan about what I get paid, it's my choice to do what I do, and I could always quit if I didn't like it. I'm sure I can stretch to a pint, even at Mid Sussex prices.

I suspect the chances of somebody who's not you coming up to me in a Haywards Heath pub and saying "I'm BensGrandad, a pint of Old Mingetickler please" are fairly slim, to be honest...

Im going to do that if i see you in there now for sure...

Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews · Jul 11, 2017

BensGrandad said:
That was neither said nor implied dont jump the gun with speculation.and twisting words. Note the word COULD not did.

Reminds me of that Mr Logic strip in Viz about 20 years ago, he's on a flight where the pilot passes out and the stewardess asks "can anyone fly a plane?"

Tom Bombadil · Jul 11, 2017

BensGrandad said:
. There are a couple of posters who have a superiority complex and consider that nobody else knows anything whether it be football or whatever "

that's actually a pretty good description of you

marlowe · Jul 11, 2017

BensGrandad said:
It was a figment of speech to show how easy it was but never proven,

So you were acquitted of all charges. That must have been a relief.

BensGrandad · Jul 11, 2017

Voroshilov said:
that's actually a pretty good description of you

You obviously dont understand the difference between having an opinion and a complex I have a strong opinion on things

BensGrandad · Jul 11, 2017

marlowe said:
So you were acquitted of all charges. That must have been a relief.

This is England not Scotland and NOT proven is not a verdict.

The Large One · Jul 11, 2017

BensGrandad said:
You obviously dont understand the difference between having an opinion and a complex I have a strong opinion on things

Also known as 'having a superiority complex'.

Now where have we heard that before?

RONALDEANO · Jul 11, 2017

Let me grab my popcorn :drama:

The Birdman · Jul 11, 2017

Just like to say Lockhart Tavern is great asset to the Broadway and Haywards Heath we have great cafe culture you can have a good evening out compared to when I was youngsters we had to go to Brighton or London as there was nothing in Haywards Heath even had to go to Bugs hole or Eastgrinsted for a curry how things have changed.
We have a great mixture of chains and independent businesses.

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