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Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
71,906
Living In a Box
This is the slogan on a t-shirt the extraordinary fat northern woman wears round the pool where we are staying with her two fat kids, Amber and Dylan.

On the hour, every hour the two kids have an ice cream, yesterday we had the diving school demo in the pool and she was nearly harpooned.

Why wear a fecking t-shirt saying Choose Life when clearly she Choose Food, defies belief
 


bhanutz

Well-known member
Aug 23, 2005
5,998
This is the slogan on a t-shirt the extraordinary fat northern woman wears round the pool where we are staying with her two fat kids, Amber and Dylan.

On the hour, every hour the two kids have an ice cream, yesterday we had the diving school demo in the pool and she was nearly harpooned.

Why wear a fecking t-shirt saying Choose Life when clearly she Choose Food, defies belief

Choose a more upmarket holiday destination!
 




pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,179
West, West, West Sussex
This is the slogan on a t-shirt the extraordinary fat northern woman wears round the pool where we are staying with her two fat kids, Amber and Dylan.

On the hour, every hour the two kids have an ice cream, yesterday we had the diving school demo in the pool and she was nearly harpooned.

Why wear a fecking t-shirt saying Choose Life when clearly she Choose Food, defies belief

Does she have a diet coke with her meals?
 






Ernest

Stupid IDIOT
Nov 8, 2003
42,739
LOONEY BIN
This is the slogan on a t-shirt the extraordinary fat northern woman wears round the pool where we are staying with her two fat kids, Amber and Dylan.

On the hour, every hour the two kids have an ice cream, yesterday we had the diving school demo in the pool and she was nearly harpooned.

Why wear a fecking t-shirt saying Choose Life when clearly she Choose Food, defies belief

Sounds like Pontins at Camber Sands has gone right downhill
 




studio150

Well-known member
Jul 30, 2011
29,555
On the Border
This is the slogan on a t-shirt the extraordinary fat northern woman wears round the pool where we are staying with her two fat kids, Amber and Dylan.

On the hour, every hour the two kids have an ice cream, yesterday we had the diving school demo in the pool and she was nearly harpooned.

Why wear a fecking t-shirt saying Choose Life when clearly she Choose Food, defies belief

She is a BIG Wham fan
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jonny.rainbow

Well-known member
Oct 29, 2005
6,576
Perhaps she sees it as her duty to remind the sad individuals spending their holiday time making superficial judgments about others on the Internet to choose to get a life instead?
 










happypig

Staring at the rude boys
May 23, 2009
7,935
Eastbourne
How DARE fat people go on holiday ? How very dare they ?

I suppose she is getting her come-uppence by being anonymously abused and fashion shamed by a bronzed Adonis on a message board.
 






Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
May 7, 2017
4,133
Eastbourne
Fat adults? Their choice. They'll probably get all the diseases which go with morbid obesity and die younger than they should anyway. It's a free country, let them stuff their cake-holes.

Fat Children? If it's caused by the parents stuffing crap down them with no regards to calorific intake and calories expended, then that's just being a shit parent. No argument. They can't buy their own food, so they rely on you to feed them.

If you can't be arsed to feed your child properly, you shouldn't be a parent. "Choose Sterilisiation" more like - or clang the Dad's nuts between two bricks. Whatever.

Finally... if you're on holiday : put your bloody phone/ipad/tablet away and relax! Sod the lardleys, chill.
 




hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,123
Kitbag in Dubai









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