Job Vacancy had to double take.

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The Gem

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Oct 17, 2008

1,267

• Oct 11, 2017

• #1

Thought this was with the actual club (dump) until you read down.

Could have been a negotiator for scoring a goal.

https://www.totaljobs.com/job/senio...nt-job76783435?WT.mc_id=A_RE_TBPPC_MP1_PTY_16

 

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Shropshire Seagull

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Nov 5, 2004

8,496

Telford

• Oct 11, 2017

• #2

It's true, they can't even buy a goal just now.

 

Taybha

Whalewhine

Oct 8, 2008

27,178

Uwantsumorwat

• Oct 11, 2017

• #3

Their staff retention is high and they reward from within preferring to promote high performing and dedicated individuals to senior positions.

So if you happen to be a full back within 5 years you could be playing up front , or even dare i say , the manager .

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Oct 11, 2017

• #4

World famous stadium

 

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The Birdman

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Nov 30, 2008

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Haywards Heath

• Oct 11, 2017

• #5

AmexRuislip said:

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The one that burnt down was more famous

 

el punal

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Aug 29, 2012

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Oct 11, 2017

• #6

AmexRuislip said:

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What are we looking for in our Chefs?

Team player (but playing up front as a striker would be beneficial).

Enthusiastic (helpful, but not essential as no one else is).

Work well under pressure (a useful asset, as our defence definitely doesn't).

Able to multi-task (essential, as no-one else has a clue).

Good level of English (this would be advantageous, in particular knowing such well known phrases such as "We lost again. We didn't score. We're bottom of the league. Brighton are flying."

Think you have what it takes? ( Don't bother. Just f*** off and get yourself a decent job somewhere else).

 

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soistes

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Sep 12, 2012

2,643

Brighton

• Oct 11, 2017

• #7

el punal said:

Good level of English (this would be advantageous, in particular knowing such well known phrases such as "We lost again. We didn't score. We're bottom of the league. Brighton are flying."

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And French - I think they are really looking for several "Chefs de Partie" not "Chef de Parties".

 

edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003

47,221

• Oct 11, 2017

• #8

"Buzzing & fast paced kitchen".

=burger stall

 

Albion my Albion

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Indiana, USA

• Oct 11, 2017

• #9

Who is Palace's leading scorer this year?

Oh! I forgot. They don't have a leading scorer yet.

 

Medwayseagull

JCB

Sep 23, 2011

4,322

North North East from the AMEX

• Oct 11, 2017

• #10

I see the essential requirements do not include being able to cook.

 

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Oct 11, 2017

• #11

Medwayseagull said:

I see the essential requirements do not include being able to cook.

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There again, the essential requirements for playing at striker there don't seem to include scoring a goal.


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Deportivo Seagull

I should coco

Jul 22, 2003

4,899

Mid Sussex

• Oct 11, 2017

• #12

AmexRuislip said:

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Just sent this to a friend who is a chef and a Charlton fan. Funnily enough he just told me to f*ck off.

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

33,801

Ruislip

• Oct 11, 2017

• #13

Deportivo Seagull said:

Just sent this to a friend who is a chef and a Charlton fan. Funnily enough he just told me to f*ck off.

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Lurchy

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Jul 2, 2014

2,350

• Oct 11, 2017

• #14

By "World Famous Crystal Palace Stadium" they do mean Selhurst Park right? That stadium so famous that even the placer of the advert can't even get the stadium name right.

 

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Yes Chef

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Apr 11, 2016

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In the kitchen

• Oct 11, 2017

• #15

Deportivo Seagull said:

Just sent this to a friend who is a chef and a Charlton fan. Funnily enough he just told me to f*ck off.

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I feel I should apply for this job and give the playing staff food poisoning, a la Tottenham , to sabotage their season but they're doing a great job of that themselves

 

DavidinSouthampton

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• Oct 11, 2017

• #16

soistes said:

And French - I think they are really looking for several "Chefs de Partie" not "Chef de Parties".

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Or maybe they're doing Children's parties and just want one chef for that - a la McDonalds