How Tight Are You?

catfish

North Stand Brighton Boy

Dec 17, 2010

7,677

Worthing

• Sep 19, 2017

• #21

My Scottish neighbour was prosecuted for having sex with his cat.

The judge threw it out of court saying he'd never heard of a Scotsman putting anything in the kitty.

 

driller

my life my word

Oct 14, 2006

2,873

The posh bit

• Sep 19, 2017

• #22

sjamesb3466 said:

You could lose your watch up me

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Your mum

 

sjamesb3466

Well-known member

Jan 31, 2009

5,182

Leicester

• Sep 19, 2017

• #23

driller said:

Your mum

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No, my mum used to do the edging round the lawn after parties.