Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
With the aid of his zimmer. He needs a Stannah stair lift to reach those high crosses though. Other manufacturers versions are available
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Peter Crouch
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With the aid of his zimmer. He needs a Stannah stair lift to reach those high crosses though. Other manufacturers versions are available
JC Footy Genius
Bringer of TRUTH
- Jun 9, 2015
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Mmm yep your right, red hot ... almost worth signing him to see Abbey at a few matches and relaxing on the seafront
Almost ..
Knockaert
Stockdale looks like he could deliver a ball on a plate.
Baldseagull
Well-known member
Just reminded me of my favourite quote of his. He was asked what he would be if he was not a footballer, he replied " A virgin".
BensGrandad
New member
Peter Crouch is 2 weeks younger than BZ amd has scored 183 goals in his 469 games Bobby Zamorea has scored 194 in 390 so not much difference between them.
GT49er
Well-known member
A year ago would have jumped at the chance of getting him down here, but now - and it amazes me to say it - I don't think we could offer him the game-time he'd want.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
He's still far too good to drop to the Championship.
Teams in the relegation scrap could do A LOT worse than getting Crouch in. Maybe back to his former club, Aston Villa.
Teams in the relegation scrap could do A LOT worse than getting Crouch in. Maybe back to his former club, Aston Villa.
Bognor Bystander
Looking for a new job
Not for us methinks ! Maybe 'Big Sam' at Blunderland should get him in to recreate the Defoe/Crouch partnership that worked so well for 'Arry at Spurs and Pompey ?
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
He wants to stay in the prem. But I WOULD have him in a heartbeat.
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
What are you on about......they are a Championship team...
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
That's actually a fantastic shout.
OvingdeanSeagull
Well-known member
Normally I'd be very excited about the idea of signing Peter Crouch, and I do think he'd do very well for us if we did get him. However, with all the ridiculous amounts of talk and speculation about the South American flairmeisters it'd be hard not to feel underwhelmed if he was the striker we signed.
Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
Not much difference in age, but Bobby has a better goals perr game ratio. I actually had no idea that he had scored that many! Crouch's is still pretty impressive though.
However, for reasons explained in my earlier posts, it's still a no from me.
How many of Crouch's goals were scored in league 1 & League 2?
Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
That was also getting on for a decade ago! Both players are coming towards the end of their careers. I really don't think they could recreate those exploits in the Premier League now.
I was thinking more like 30 minutes each, as we may as well get Kevin Phillips involved in this as well!
