Sussex Nomad
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My girlie does my ironing and it's shit, but not as shit as me having to do it so I say nothing.
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[Albion] Why is anyone on NSC tonight?
- Thread starter kevo
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My girlie does my ironing and it's shit, but not as shit as me having to do it so I say nothing.
OzMike
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10 am here, just surfaced after a boozy night at the club.
Popped in to watch the cricket at about 4pm yesterday and forgot it was a day/ night game.
Can't remember getting home, but a I had a container of Thai food that ended up in the fridge
Wifey not happy, no change there, got to take her to shopping centre to make up, torture.
Sussex Nomad
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Sorry I thought this was the Big Ironing Board, my bad, I'll keep google searching.
OzMike
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I am a bit pedantic about shirt ironing and always find the same crease for ironing as was there previously.
Then I go out and spill beer and food over it and end up sleeping in it sometimes.
Superphil
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I Think I have similar, still, with practice after 25 years she seems to be getting there!
Sussex Nomad
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Can't remember getting home, but a I had a container of Thai foot that ended up in the fridge
So...
Thai foot, is that human? Elephant? What exactly? I do worry about our antipodean brothers.
Sussex Nomad
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My kinda bloke except the Thai foot!
OzMike
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Typo, fat fingers and blurred vision.
OzMike
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Getting harassed now to get out of bed as shops open in 30 mins and not one minute can be wasted apparently.
Sussex Nomad
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Which is why I only use NSC when in charge of a proper keyboard.
Sussex Nomad
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No, no, no, no, tumble dryer makes them more creased... I despair.
OzMike
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Using a touch screen iPad without my glasses on !
GT49er
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Waiting for hip replacement (X2). Would much rather be asleep than in pain.
Next question...........?
Next question...........?
Sussex Nomad
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Dangerous shit! Go shopping it could cost less kudos points!
OzMike
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Summer here now, 10 mins on line outside on line will do it, but turn inside out so that the internal seams dry.
OzMike
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That's not good, smuggle any booze in ?
Sussex Nomad
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My girlie is in bed and I was calling 'Alexis' to play songs and she didn't. Girlie obviously woke up and said her name is Alexa! Strange moment...
OzMike
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You woke your girlfriend up to put music on for you, surprised she didn't bop you.
Sussex Nomad
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OzMike
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Is Alexis your imaginary friend ?