SIMMO SAYS
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That's what we have planned for Lamie.
He will have to wash his backside in that bucket but can also post at the same time via that thingy on the right.
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Etiquette for 'entertaining' Trades people....
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That's what we have planned for Lamie.
He will have to wash his backside in that bucket but can also post at the same time via that thingy on the right.
LamieRobertson
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I know ..I'm slumming it...one has to make do with ones lot
LamieRobertson
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My first bidet ..marvellous
SIMMO SAYS
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That will be an EXTRA
I'll sort you a special discount
Or perhaps an extra bucket while the other one is being serviced
Super Steve Earle
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So how come the ad banner at the bottom of this thread is for 'reputable tradesmen' - how does it know?
Norman Baker suck my lozenge
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Positively Dickensian.
LamieRobertson
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I think it's trying to tell me I should have asked one
LamieRobertson
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That will be an EXTRA
I'll sort you a special discount
Or perhaps an extra bucket while the other one is being serviced
I'll deduct the garibaldi biscuits off ya quote
SIMMO SAYS
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I need to get back to reading BG's current posts
BensGrandad
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I would think there are more houses with only one than with more than 1 even taking into account en suite bedrooms.
SIMMO SAYS
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Rowdey
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Arf.. Never seen it happen, but certainly urban legend..
How can you tell if [MENTION=11499]simmo[/MENTION]_SAYS has been in your rifle-ling through you Mrs undies drawer..?
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It's not just the pace they will work at.
In the long run it works out cheaper than supplying cakes and biscuits every day once their appetite has gone .
Wrong-Direction
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Don't worry, you're in safe hands!
Return of the Rev
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Walk around the house naked.
This asserts your authority as the dominant, alpha male. The tradespeople will respect you and are far less likely to try and rip you off.
If there is dissent, deal with it quickly: Take a hammer to their mugs of tea. Say nothing and hold eye-contact with the dissenting tradesperson while smashing their mug.
This asserts your authority as the dominant, alpha male. The tradespeople will respect you and are far less likely to try and rip you off.
If there is dissent, deal with it quickly: Take a hammer to their mugs of tea. Say nothing and hold eye-contact with the dissenting tradesperson while smashing their mug.
Good advice with plumbers but do not try same behavioural patterns with scaffolders.
Cowfold Seagull
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On the other hand, if you don't lay on a few sarnies at lunchtime, they could down tools and disappear to the local caff for a few hours.
fat old seagull
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Tea and Biscuits, start the Bacon Sandwich routine by Friday it will be Shepherds Pie and Blancmange!
Murray 17
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Our bathroom fitters booked our 5 day job in for 4 days, then spent the next few days coming back for an hour or two at about 4pm. Incidentally, the first day they worked from 10 to 2 o'clock - time management not a strong point.