I'm a Celeb 2014

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The voice of reason.

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Mar 16, 2005

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Chandlers Ford

• Nov 20, 2014

• #81

Simster said:

Time to wheel out a couple of American nobodies in their place. Ideally it'll be a tediously vacuous American former MTV presented from the 1990s.

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Wooooooooooaaaaahhhhh there. Did someone say Jenny McCarthy!?

 

Gary Hart's Stalker

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Jul 17, 2013

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Gary Hart's Bush

• Nov 20, 2014

• #82

Substitutions are apparently Edwina Currie and some bloke called Jake Quickenden. Altogether now in our best away team substitution voices.....WHO?!

 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation

Oct 2, 2013

10,201

The Race Hill

• Nov 20, 2014

• #83

Someone mention Edwina Currie, in a bikini possibly?

 

Luke93

STAND OR FALL

Jun 23, 2013

5,030

Shoreham

• Nov 20, 2014

• #84

Simster said:

"You is gonna see the real me."


It would have been good to have had my preconceptions of her being a thick, gutless, fat, orange slapper being proved wrong, but alas it's not to be.

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Gutless? She's got a pretty big gut...

 

dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013

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Burgess Hill

• Nov 20, 2014

• #85

Ray Parlour on Talksport yesterday said he'd be up for a stint.........

 

Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP

Jul 5, 2003

61,764

Location Location

• Nov 20, 2014

• #86

Gary Hart's Stalker said:

Substitutions are apparently Edwina Currie and some bloke called Jake Quickenden. Altogether now in our best away team substitution voices.....WHO?!

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They're not substituions as such, they were going in anyway. A couple of new faces always get dropped into camp after a week or so.

I have NEVER heard of Quickenden. Is that even a real name ? Sounds like something from Harry Potter.

 

OzMike

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Oct 2, 2006

12,935

Perth Australia

• Nov 20, 2014

• #87

Nibble said:

Very sad to see Michael Buerke stooping to this dogshit.

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Agreed.

 

Withdean11

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Feb 18, 2007

2,776

Brighton/Hyde

• Nov 20, 2014

• #88

Jake Quickenden was voted off XFactor a couple of weeks ago (not that I watch it or anything...)

 

Hiney

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Jul 5, 2003

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Penrose, Cornwall

• Nov 20, 2014

• #89

Tonight's challenge should be a CORKER

 

SK1NT

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Sep 9, 2003

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Thames Ditton

• Nov 20, 2014

• #90

Withdean11 said:

Jake Quickenden was voted off XFactor a couple of weeks ago (not that I watch it or anything...)

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Jesus that has to be the lowest of the low contenders.... Last a Cpl of weeks on xfactor... ffs

Glad that fat, useless lump of orange lard has gone though

 

Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003

30,579

• Nov 20, 2014

• #91

Gemma Collins, Craig Charles out - Edwina Currie, Jake Quickenden in. It's the TV equivalent of our summer transfer activity...

 

spring hall convert

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Nov 3, 2009

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Brighton

• Nov 20, 2014

• #92

Gemma managed to talk incessantly for 3 days, without actually ever saying anything.

She's made for a career in politics.

 

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Billy the Fish

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Oct 18, 2005

17,497

Haywards Heath

• Nov 20, 2014

• #93

Bit harsh the comments about Gemma's weight and appearence - would you lot make those comments about her skin if she was BLACK!!

Remember that this is an edited TV show, it's up to the directors how you are portrayed

 

Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s

Dec 31, 2011

7,356

• Nov 20, 2014

• #94

Gutted for Lister - was looking forward to seeing more of him as part of the group. Couldn't care less about the Tango woman.

 

Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D

Sep 16, 2011

4,959

Worthing

• Nov 20, 2014

• #95

Billy the Fish said:

Bit harsh the comments about Gemma's weight and appearence - would you lot make those comments about her skin if she was BLACK!!

Remember that this is an edited TV show, it's up to the directors how you are portrayed

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Hello Gemma

 

Withdean11

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Feb 18, 2007

2,776

Brighton/Hyde

• Nov 20, 2014

• #96

brighton_b0y said:

Jesus that has to be the lowest of the low contenders.... Last a Cpl of weeks on xfactor... ffs

Glad that fat, useless lump of orange lard has gone though

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Certainly not what i would call a 'celebrity' but at least he has some form of talent. Unlike that 'fat, useless lump of orange lard'.

 

vegster

Sanity Clause

May 5, 2008

27,894

• Nov 20, 2014

• #97

Well that episode only really had 2 highlights, Kendra eating a penis - " what does it taste like ? " - " Penis " Obviously she has form.
And Foggy, " The girls get Jake and we get...... Edwina "

It all seems rather nice.

 

Luke93

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Jun 23, 2013

5,030

Shoreham

• Nov 20, 2014

• #98

vegster said:

Well that episode only really had 2 highlights, Kendra eating a penis - " what does it taste like ? " - " Penis " Obviously she has form.
And Foggy, " The girls get Jake and we get...... Edwina "

It all seems rather nice.

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There's already a video of her having a penis in her mouth, so nothing new tonight!

 

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pauli cee

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Jan 21, 2009

2,366

worthing

• Nov 20, 2014

• #99

Goring Gull said:

Kendra has potential

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I'm going LARGE on Kendra, as it were.....

 

Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013

13,419

• Nov 20, 2014

• #100

Billy the Fish said:

Bit harsh the comments about Gemma's weight and appearence - would you lot make those comments about her skin if she was BLACK!!

Remember that this is an edited TV show, it's up to the directors how you are portrayed

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Are you being serious?