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[Humour] What is the smallest hill on which your prepared to die?
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driddles
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Our local grocery store has installed several self checkout registers. The next time a bored cashier comes over and insists on ringing my order in for me I'm going to go ballistic. I am the self serve because I don't want to talk to anyone.
People who deem it okay to put their feet all over the seats and fixtures and fittings on public transport. Disgusting.
Intrusive advertising. Next time you’re walking down a High street just have a quick look around. It’s everywhere. Public space could be put to so much better use.
Intrusive advertising. Next time you’re walking down a High street just have a quick look around. It’s everywhere. Public space could be put to so much better use.
jonnyrovers
mostly tinpot
People continually telling me I should go on holiday to Dubai. ‘You’d love it’ they say. ‘I f£c$ing wouldn’t’ I retort. ‘Nah you totally would’ they argue back!!
I don’t want to share my ‘reasons against’ with people who’ve been there & loved it cos it’ll kill their vibe and I’m not that kind of guy. But human rights atrocities, medieval style slavery & kidnap don’t create happy shiny times where I come from.
I get told to go there so often someone’s gonna get a pen in the neck at some point!
I don’t want to share my ‘reasons against’ with people who’ve been there & loved it cos it’ll kill their vibe and I’m not that kind of guy. But human rights atrocities, medieval style slavery & kidnap don’t create happy shiny times where I come from.
I get told to go there so often someone’s gonna get a pen in the neck at some point!
I went once. I enjoyed parts of it as we had friends working in an animal rescue centre in the desert, which was lovely. And some of the beach sports were good fun. But the rest? Aside from the things you mention, it's a money soaked, tasteless shithole. There are far better places to go in this world.
sydney
tinky ****in winky
prostrate..( prostate ) a subject rather , aaah forget it , pacific..( specific ) ......that twatt on the motorway who thinks that other road users are there to create a chicagne for his/her amusement , people who blindly walk through a crowded shop , mall , airport furiously fingering their device and expecting all other to look out for them .....people who in busy shops, markets , events just stop without thinking that someone may be walking behind them.
Crispy Ambulance
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Solsbury. I'd probably climb up it and see the city lights!
albionfan37
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Fly fishing by H Wilson
AnotherArch
Northern Exile
Bag on unoccupied seat on crowded public transport.
Selfishness/ignorance coupled to humour by-pass to respond to "has this bag paid for this seat?".
Selfishness/ignorance coupled to humour by-pass to respond to "has this bag paid for this seat?".
hampshirebrightonboy
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- Sep 3, 2011
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Yep way overrated
DumLum
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People that sit on gym equipment going through their phone. Are they between sets? No, turns out they are just selfish tossers.
Oh and Lloyds bank queues.
Oh and Lloyds bank queues.
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Might have sold better with a snappier title
I used to come on here for the football.
Now's its mainly the comedy.
My Name Is Gully
Active member
For me I love it when this happens - I take control of the situation to my advantage and make the first move - easy (unless you mean you are behind one of the "morons" in which case aaaaarrrrgggghhh!)
To bring the thread back to its original purpose, and in the spirit of not even bothring to read whether anyone else has already mentioned it.....cars that drive from one end of Faversham to the other without once using their indicators.
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Behind, as [MENTION=6741]jakarta[/MENTION] says I think it's a south coast village thing.
One day I will happily stand on the mini roundabout in question screaming obscenities at those involved, until one of them have to move just to run me over.
I happens so often here we even get x-rated roundabout noddiness.
They all wait then all move forward 6 inches, at the same time, causing them all to stop again.
If I were armed, I'd be dangerous.
Horses Arse
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Do ditches count? Or is it just small hills? I'd die in a ditch about sodding wheely bags that urge me to kick them every single time but not sure it would be the same if a hillock was involved.
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Horses Arse
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And having people read over your shoulder when on nsc or asking "what are you doing" all the time
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